NewRider Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 (edited) The first person to purchase me a ticket to see Elliott Brood at Lee's Palace for tomorrow night will win a date with NewRider! *note* the word "date" does not mean "sex". I just got my hair cut, beard trimmed and I've recently had a physical and I'm told I'm in GREAT physical condition. This is the chance of a lifetime folks. Edited December 14, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 is the JD included? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 of all the nights for me to be going up to Ottawa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted December 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 is the JD included? It is included but the catch is it's included INSIDE of me. There really isn't any safe way to get it out of me but you'll see some shit, that I can garuntee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 i'll pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted December 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Okay, Okay. phorbesie just raised the bar. I'll include the bottle of JD and sing you one Drive-By Truckers song, one Rolling Stones song and one Carley Simon song but the only one I know is "You're So Vain". any takers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 I bet you think this song is about you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted December 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 ********** CONTEST CLOSED **********Hot dog, we have a weiner. The contest winner has asked that she remain annonymous. Thank god for Myspace! No one here had much interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau. Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 The bottle of Jack turned me off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 I would have entered but you only mentioned trimming your beard. If you got rid of that jungle around your nutsack, I would have been all over this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted December 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 I would have entered but you only mentioned trimming your beard. If you got rid of that jungle around your nutsack, I would have been all over this. FACK MAN I DID! I didn't mention it because I thought it would scare off the hippie girls!!! FACK!!! I could've had BOOCHE?!?!?! Nothing would've given me greater satisfaction then stealing Douchefleck: The Living Venerial Disease's man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Dude, we would make love to the best music. I see what you like and I dig you baby.In South Carolina There are many tall pines I remember the oak tree That we used to climb But it makes me feel better Each time it begins Callin' me home Hickory Wind I started out younger At most everything All the riches and pleasures What else could life bring But now when I'm lonesome I always pretend That I'm gettin' the feel of Hickory Wind It's a hard way to find out That trouble is real In a far away city With a far away feel But it makes me feel better Each time it begins Callin' me home Hickory Wind Keeps callin' me home Hickory Wind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 Creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nattyMatty Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 RewRider, Do you Come with Or with our the Sage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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