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The first person to purchase me a ticket to see Elliott Brood at Lee's Palace for tomorrow night will win a date with NewRider!

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*note* the word "date" does not mean "sex".

I just got my hair cut, beard trimmed and I've recently had a physical and I'm told I'm in GREAT physical condition. This is the chance of a lifetime folks.

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I would have entered but you only mentioned trimming your beard. If you got rid of that jungle around your nutsack, I would have been all over this.

FACK MAN I DID!!!! I didn't mention it because I thought it would scare off the hippie girls!!! FACK!!! I could've had BOOCHE?!?!?! Nothing would've given me greater satisfaction then stealing Douchefleck: The Living Venerial Disease's man!

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Dude, we would make love to the best music.

I see what you like and I dig you baby.

In South Carolina

There are many tall pines

I remember the oak tree

That we used to climb

But it makes me feel better

Each time it begins

Callin' me home

Hickory Wind

I started out younger

At most everything

All the riches and pleasures

What else could life bring

But now when I'm lonesome

I always pretend

That I'm gettin' the feel of

Hickory Wind

It's a hard way to find out

That trouble is real

In a far away city

With a far away feel

But it makes me feel better

Each time it begins

Callin' me home

Hickory Wind

Keeps callin' me home

Hickory Wind

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