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mmmmm, pi.

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A miserably married guy decides he needs some companionship, so he goes to a pet store. The salesman says, " I have a great pet for you. A toothless hamster". The guy says, " Nah." The salesman says, " But it gives great head." The guy takes it home. His wife screams, " What the hell is that thing?" He says, "Never mind what it is. Teach it to cook and then get the fuck out."

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