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paris hilton not sleeping in jail


popo weenie

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I was just plucking hairs from my beard in an attempt to shape my chin line and I stopped, realizing that i've again been immortalized by one the o-town crew.

I bet those prehistoric salmon decayed to leave a much more pleasant stench than Paris,

her twat dry and stagnant like a tadpole pond.

Let's hope in the rest of her days she finds her prince charming hoppng out and resting long enough so she can try to plant those often airbrushed lips to a last hasty miserable wish for freedom and simple life of true royalty.

An heiress, failing mistress, feels distress.

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does anyone really care if she is not eating or sleeping because she broke the law?

Well, I do wish that she would eat.

Money can do all sorts of things; the original line (Tim. 6:10) is that the love of money is the root of all evil, and that could be the issue. Maybe, like cigarettes, it's the addiction to money.

Thanks for fielding that one, this time.

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