bokonon Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Cougars in Brantford...Who knew? From the Brantford Expositor City police spot cougar?Posted 2 hours ago City police believe they caught sight of a cougar on the prowl, early Sunday on Lynden Road. At about 2:30 a.m., an officer saw an animal resembling a big wildcat run eastbound along the sidewalk of Lynden Road, before heading north across the Sympatica apartment properties at Brantwood Park Road, then continuing north along the Ontario Hydro line easement. Officers examined large paw prints in the snow, which indicated about a six-foot stride. Photos of the prints were taken for examination. Police urge the public not to approach, corner or try to trap any wild animal. Call police for assistance at 519-756-0113. And I thought they were all at the Liquid Lounge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 at what age does one become a cougar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted February 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 (edited) Cougar: N def: a person who is over the hill and dressed to kill.Whenever you're dressed too young for your choronological age and sexually preying upon those you could have babysat or given birth to; you're a cougar. Edited February 19, 2008 by Guest Pre-coffee grammar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavinginthewind Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 So does the saying 'takes one to know one' apply here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted February 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Nah, I don't dress nice enough and I can't walk in heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 I heard the authorities were most surprised at the fact that the cougar wasn't behind the wheel of a Ford F-150 at 2:30 in the morning on the night in question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavinginthewind Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Nah, I don't dress nice enough and I can't walk in heels.Who says heels are only for walking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 I heard the authorities were most surprised at the fact that the cougar wasn't behind the wheel of a Ford F-150 at 2:30 in the morning on the night in questionno oshifer, i havent had anyfing to drink. well, maybe one little drinkie-poo. hey, yer cute. what's say you and me go back to my playsh and lishen to some bon jovi? are you flexible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 I hear many insurance companies are now implementing a policy that doubles the deductible if a windshield on a Ford F-150 has been broken from the inside by high-heels, a bokoductible if you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 I hear many insurance companies are now implementing a policy that doubles the deductible if a windshield has been broken from the inside by high-heels, a bokoductible if you will.Thank you so much for taking the initiative and looking into that; I doubt it would have occurred to any of the rest of us.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 I heard that the Ford dealership in Brantford will throw in a pair of stirrups for the rear view mirrors if you buy the undercoating package Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted February 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 I heard that the Ford dealership in Brantford will throw in a pair of stirrups for the rear view mirrors if you buy the undercoating package If you buy from me I'll demo the stirrups for you. Oh, and regarding the Boko-ductible, I'm much more likely to break the windshield with steel toes than high heels. But I can make work shoes kinky, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted February 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 P.S. Undercoatings are so archaic, it's all about the magnetic rust modules now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 it's all about the magnetic rust modules now.do those even work? we have one in our Altima and have seen rustspots on the door/window frame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted February 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Honestly, I have no idea. It's the first year we've been using them. I have never had one. I'd wait a couple years until there's more experience with them and then buy one. Let other suckers be the guinea pigs who shell out $800 for an untried product. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 (edited) that's not the kind of undercoating i was referring to::chews celery slowly, deliberately:: Edited February 19, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted February 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 My Sexplorer is undercoated and looks pretty good. Six years old and 111 000 kms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Six years old and 111 000 kms. amateur ... try 310K on a dead tour Tempo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted February 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 '01 F150 327 000 miles still going strong!I <3 Triton engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 '01 F150 327 000 miles still going strong!I <3 Triton engines. are you sure you're not a dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted February 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Wanna check? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted February 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Although I have more balls than most men, my balls are metaphorical, not literal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 I heard that the Ford dealership in Brantford will throw in a pair of stirrups for the rear view mirrors if you buy the undercoating packagemmmm, package undercoating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted February 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 I'll undercoat your package for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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