Ol'Hickster Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 (edited) Well yesterday at work we were all talking and the topic ending up in the gutter as they usually do and we ended up getting on the topic of nuns and what not, and then we were wondering about this people of the faith nuns, priest and monk etc are usually swore to a life of Abstinence and what not. So our thoughts were do priest or nuns ever do the ol 5 knuckle shuffle? is that allowed or not? Edited April 21, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmoothedShredder Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 I'd ask a nun if I wanted to know that. Any Nuns on jambhads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 I could have been a nun.They were such a part of my life in High School and College but it wasn't for me...I don't know what a 5 knuckle shuffle is so I can't answer that one.As for a nun on JAmbands I doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 I'm absolutely sure that it's not allowed.Of course, that doesn't mean that it doesn't happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 And on another note, I'm pretty sure that you can't call it the five-knuckle shuffle for a nun. I mean, technically you could, but wouldn't that just be fisting at that point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Catholics consider masturbation to be a sin. Sex is not for pleasure, only procreation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Man, I hated Catholic school! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wavinginthewind Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Catholic Girls With a tiny little mustache Catholic Girls Do you know how they go? Catholic Girls In the Rectory Basement Father Riley's a fairy But it don't bother Mary Catholic Girls At the CYO Catholic Girls Do you know how they go? Catholic Girls There can be no replacement How do they go, after the show? All the way That's the way they go Every day And none of their mamas ever seem to know Hip-Hip-Hooray For all the class they show There's nothing like a Catholic Girl At the CYO When they learn to .... mmmmmmm...Catholic Girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Allowed? When they take the vows they say they're not going to.So it's not that they break the rules, it's that they're liars. Who the fuck thinks they can get away with lying to God? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Everytime a nun masturbates the Baby Jesus gets to go to Chuck E. Cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Everytime a nun masturbates the Baby Jesus gets to go to Chuck E. Cheese.Funniest thing I've heard all week!What does baby Jesus get to do when the priests molest little kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol'Hickster Posted April 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 He goes to playdium with a unlimted game card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Nice! Lucky little bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now