Patchoulia Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 You know, like "30 days has September" etc.When I was young, maybe 11 or 12, I said to my dad, "Dad, I can never remember which way is horizontal and which way is vertical..."He said, "Well, you know what a whore is, right?"Me, "Um...yeah.."Dad: Well, what position are they generally in when they're working? WHORE-izontal.-------------It was a semi-uncomfortable conversation, but I never again forgot which was vertical and horizontal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afro poppa Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 I learned how to know what way to tighten and loosen things from a movie."Lefty loosie, righty tighty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted August 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 I think I still mentally use that one, bouche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 You know, like "30 days has September" etc.When I was young, maybe 11 or 12, I said to my dad, "Dad, I can never remember which way is horizontal and which way is vertical..."He said, "Well, you know what a whore is, right?"Me, "Um...yeah.."Dad: Well, what position are they generally in when they're working? WHORE-izontal.-------------It was a semi-uncomfortable conversation, but I never again forgot which was vertical and horizontal.I'm wondering what funny way(s) Stoned Phillips' parents used to help the 11-or-12-year-old SP remember what a whore is...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted August 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 My mom died when I was 8 and my dad didn't censor anything I read...hence, my knowledge of whores...however, I don't know HOW he knew I'd know what a whore was.Besides which, my dad was a proper, subdued, church-going gentleman...this was not a typical conversation by any means..which makes it all the more interesting to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 lefty looset righty tighty refers to using 2 socket wrenches while fixing your car...so you don't have to fuck around with the switch that's on them and work faster, and be more involved in the work and not the tools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Wow. Another insightful post there YT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 hey - i was trying to do like 4 things at the same time.my apologies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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