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Because I Got High - Afroman

I was gonna clean my room until I got high

I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high

my room is still messed up and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high

I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high

I am taking it next semester and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high

I just got a new promotion but I got high

now I'm selling dope and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high

I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high

they took my whole paycheck and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high

I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high

Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high

I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high

now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why

- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high

I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high

now I'm jacking off and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high

I lost my kids and wife because I got high

now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high

I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high

and if I dont sell one copy I know why

- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

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