gentlemonkey Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 anyone ever spend any time on OverheardinNewyork.com ?? There are tons of hilarious conversations overheard.. some recent ones from yesterday.. Little boy: Hurry up, hurry up, mommy! We don't want to be late for the party!Mom: Honey, there is no party to be late for.--71st & Broadway Chick: Today is such a good day; my class was cancelled, it's sunny, I'm so relaxed.Guy: Yeah, and I fucked the shit out of you.Chick: Yeah, I love you.--7th & BGirl #1: My friend Chandra thinks she's still a virgin because she's only had anal sex.Girl #2: How do you know this girl?Girl #1: She goes to my church.--New York Public Library, 40th & 5th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Girl #1: My friend Chandra thinks she's still a virgin because she's only had anal sex.Girl #2: How do you know this girl?Girl #1: She goes to my church.--New York Public Library, 40th & 5thyeah..pretty sure this is Kelly_Anne's angle too. Remeber what a horny-toad she was when she first started posting around these parts? "It's only dirty when boys do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly-Anne Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Listen, I had my day in "sin" valley, but when I was helping my role model Chyrl Gallant get re-elected, I realised that being some singer's whore wasn't the way that Jesus would have wanted me to live. Today, I live for my future husband. And I will kneel in front of him everynight and thank Jesus that I have found a man to service and hopefully he will allow me to draw out his seed of life and I will bare his child. AND then, once I've proven to Jesus that I have found the light that has helped me escape the darkness of pre-martial sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blane Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Thug: Damn! You can't go nowhere now without seeing faggots. I saw two brothers holding hands on the train the other day. It's like they were coming out of the closet on the train!Thugette: There ain't no closet on the train.--L Train, 8th Avenue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThe Owl Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 ...and I will bare his child.I will not be party to this, you deviant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 i do love this site.Tourist guy #1: What's going on?Tourist guy #2: Apparently someone is a motherfucker.--42nd & 7th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 I love the quotes, but I just can't shake the feeling that they're made up. I laugh, but then I hold back the enjoyment because this feelign of FAKE just keeps creeping out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afro poppa Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 It may be fake, but regardless its friggen hilarlious!I wouldn't put it past people to say some of this stuff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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