gentlemonkey 17 Report post Posted March 12, 2006 anyone ever spend any time on OverheardinNewyork.com ?? There are tons of hilarious conversations overheard.. some recent ones from yesterday.. Little boy: Hurry up, hurry up, mommy! We don't want to be late for the party!Mom: Honey, there is no party to be late for.--71st & Broadway Chick: Today is such a good day; my class was cancelled, it's sunny, I'm so relaxed.Guy: Yeah, and I fucked the shit out of you.Chick: Yeah, I love you.--7th & BGirl #1: My friend Chandra thinks she's still a virgin because she's only had anal sex.Girl #2: How do you know this girl?Girl #1: She goes to my church.--New York Public Library, 40th & 5th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Calamity Jane 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2006 Girl #1: My friend Chandra thinks she's still a virgin because she's only had anal sex.Girl #2: How do you know this girl?Girl #1: She goes to my church.--New York Public Library, 40th & 5thyeah..pretty sure this is Kelly_Anne's angle too. Remeber what a horny-toad she was when she first started posting around these parts? "It's only dirty when boys do it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kelly-Anne 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2006 Listen, I had my day in "sin" valley, but when I was helping my role model Chyrl Gallant get re-elected, I realised that being some singer's whore wasn't the way that Jesus would have wanted me to live. Today, I live for my future husband. And I will kneel in front of him everynight and thank Jesus that I have found a man to service and hopefully he will allow me to draw out his seed of life and I will bare his child. AND then, once I've proven to Jesus that I have found the light that has helped me escape the darkness of pre-martial sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blane 1 Report post Posted March 12, 2006 Thug: Damn! You can't go nowhere now without seeing faggots. I saw two brothers holding hands on the train the other day. It's like they were coming out of the closet on the train!Thugette: There ain't no closet on the train.--L Train, 8th Avenue Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteveThe Owl 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2006 ...and I will bare his child.I will not be party to this, you deviant. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guigsy 1 Report post Posted March 12, 2006 i do love this site.Tourist guy #1: What's going on?Tourist guy #2: Apparently someone is a motherfucker.--42nd & 7th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bouche 106 Report post Posted March 13, 2006 I love the quotes, but I just can't shake the feeling that they're made up. I laugh, but then I hold back the enjoyment because this feelign of FAKE just keeps creeping out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
afro poppa 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2006 It may be fake, but regardless its friggen hilarlious!I wouldn't put it past people to say some of this stuff.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
