Kanada Kev

:chug: and i raise you one :chug:

http://www.snopes.com/travel/foreign/olympics.asp Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England ) A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die. Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA ) A: Depends on how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden ) A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden ) A: So it's true what they say about Swedes. Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? (England ) A: No, but you'd better bring a few extra furs for trading purposes. Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ( USA ) A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe Ca-na-da is that big country to your North....oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary Come naked. Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA ) A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? ( England ) A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do. Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA ) A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come naked. Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany ) A: No, WE don't stink. Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ? ( USA ) A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather. Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy ) A: Yes, gay nightclubs. Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA ) A: Only at Thanksgiving. Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? ( Germany ) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal. Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA ) A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them.. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking. Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA ) A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

pffft ... what a cheezy excuse for a "holiday."

so last month heh :chug: http://www.jambands.ca/sanctuary/showpost.php?post/630547/ The kit is supposed to be going into the Hockey Hall of Fame, or so I heard.

Gretzky would be my pick. There are plenty of rumours abound regarding a holographic Terry Fox lighting the torch after having it passed to him from his mom.

Goalie Masks: http://thepuckdoctors.com/2010/02/more-olympic-masks-leaked/

Next time you're having beers, become a PIGRIDER!!!

Google inside the Games. Cool interactive schedule, street views, maps, etc. http://www.google.com/intl/en/landing/games10/index.html

Google Street View SNOWMOBILE.

Caption this:

Great shots of the torch at the BigPicture http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/02/olympic_torch_relay_nearly_com.html

Toyota ... the new Flu Shot You gonna get one or not?

You forgot a period. How about capitalizing "Olympics" too? :bonghit:

Ha! That was funny. Thanks. Didn't know that Burkie had so much Ricky in him

I won ... it's a secret though

drool

Dust In The Wind and in case you didn't see their Bohemian Rhapsody:

Finally got around to watching the season opener last night. Forgot how much i enjoy watching this bizarre show. Just fun going along for the ride. Reimagined as a 60s action flick

Nothing to warm the cockles like the annual winter publication of the SI Swimsuit Edition http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010_swimsuit/models/brooklyn-decker/10_brooklyn-decker_1.html

Got mine too. Just in case anyone wants to sample a little DBT before buying your ticket: DBT

Was pretty sweet watching Brees soak it all up with his son after the game: mind you, this picture is f'in funny for some reason: