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I had lasagna from La Botega today, fuckin' awesome!

I really like stories about taking the covering off of twelve inch packages, thank-you!

I don't think she's supposed to be or look hot. She's a total brash and crass tomboy.

Hey!!! Tomboys can be hot, too!

Season one and two are on rogers movie network on demand right now. Great show, it's crazy when you realize that you are rooting for a serial killer.

But does it make the killer as endearing as Hannibal Lechter? I frickin' love Silence of the Lambs.

That is one satisfied sigh.

I got what I wanted for Christmas!

I got bit by the Christmas Spirit Bug. The dealership I currently work at is across the street from the bookstore I used to work at, so when I went to do a coffee run for Ford I brought a tray of coffees over to the Cole's people as well. I really loved that job and miss the people terribly. It was nice to give a little surprise to them.

Work on Christmas Eve isn't all that bad!

I'm working too, I have a feeling my sales are not going to be too high today. Oh well, at least I only have one job today.

How does said scam work?

Dear Work 2,

Can I please have a baseball bat to break up fights with? I'm a lot smaller than the three guys I had to jump in the middle of last night.

P.S. They got blood on my coat, I'm sending you the dry cleaning bill.

Happy Paisly Day! I've got some birthday lovin' for ya!

Fuck time-wasting, broke-ass motherfuckers with no job who take twelve test drives and smell like cheese fermenting in a fridge that's been left on the lawn in August.

I love that shit!

Hey!!! Books aren't stupid. I might not work at the library or book store anymore but I'm still a total book geek. P.S. If working at the book store actually paid me enough money to not be in abject poverty I would still work there, I loved that job. It's weird though, I loved working at Cole's in Brantford but hated Chapters in Kitchener. Que sera.

I'd get your cousin a Che Guevara biography. There are a few to choose from. I really liked Gandhi's biography but it was a long book and would probably intimidate a kid that young. Does Craig Kielburger (I'm not even sure I have that name right, the kid that does all the international charity work) have a biography? That would be a great read for a thirteen year-old.

I've had the same favorite song for over ten years and it still kicks my ass every time I hear it.

Sunday, Bloody Sunday by U2 is one of the most moving, blood boiling songs I've ever heard. Nothing strikes me quite as powerfully as this song.

Toyota makes a good product and Ford is now rivaling them in quality according to this year's Consumer Reports car issue. I am quite proud to say I work for Ford.

But i have to admit, the Tundra is a sexy bitch! I obviously like the F150 better, but Tundras are hot, too.

It's a frame where a cross section of a beam would look like this: [ instead of being a full box (which I do not know how to draw on this keyboard). Fully boxed frames are much more resistant to twisting, bending and breaking. Ford also bolts *and* welds the frame cross members in thier truck frames which is how they get the highest payload and best towing capacity.

Prostate surgery is performed through an incision in the abdomen in most cases. So it's not exactly "ass surgery".

Well at least that's one less thing for him to worry about. I really hope he pulls through, he's made wonderful contributions to our culture.

jESUS. that would be a sexy truck if it was a toyota

Toyota's are pretty, it's too bad they have open C channel frames.

Oh, I'm rough alright!

I don't know if your engine can handle my driving!

OGRANIC CRONIC

Fuckin' hippies can't spell, they're druggier than most people. I think you mean chronic.

Real sexy trucks don't purr, they growl! GRRRRRR!

any other book ideas that are really canadian but maybe less in your face about it?

Farley Mowat is pretty universally appealing. Or a Robert Bateman book, his paintings are amazing!