bokonon

Was your friend a bird?

that's one of the funniest things i've seen around here in a while

i work at a cell phone store and we have those for cell phones but most of the designs are cheesy and they don't make on for my phone! get in to that market and make us cell phone dorks a little more styin'!

i don't get flu shots, take pain killers or allergy medication. the last time i had a tylenol was in 2003 when i broke my arm. every year my allergies get a little less bad. i refuse to support the drug industry. many are designed to create a dependance on the drug.

www.worstpills.org

already got it booked off work.

lazlo, i like your avatar, it's creepy and silly at the same time, it suits you so well

i put a lot of effort in to my jaded cynicism thank-you very much. it takes a lot of vitriol to be me.

i think it's funny that almost every post in this thread about quotes has quotes in it.

i also read Alan Carr's Easy Way to Quit Smoking. i smoked for eight years and i quit almost two years ago. It wasn't as hard as i thought it would be.

greyhound.ca

wow, you do learn something new every day. JEOMK, how wonderfully crass.

Problems aren't answers, they're just more questions.

profound

The Blind Assasin by Margaret Atwood. That woman is so warped and can write so well. How any human can be that strange yet that logical boggles my mind.

My mom (in her kindergarten teacher voice) once asked me, "Do you think she does hallucinogenic drugs?".

Yes, yes I do.

just set her desk on fire. at least then she'd be yelling instead of whispering. yelling has more balls.

FoH is a certain selection of the browntown crew. you've seen them all before, you like them, come see this configuration. it'll be fun. and two door's down is my most favourite bar. my building got evacuated the other night so i went to the bar, the owner gave me free beer and two books.......i had a bottle and a story, i was happy.

i'm looking for the music for nina simone's "ain't got no/ i got life". anybody have a good source?

i worked at an optometrist's office for a couple of months. there are a zillion different types of lenses out there. your optometrist should be willing to do "contact lense trials" until you find the type that work for you. the office i worked at got tons of free samples all the time. although, being in parry sound you might have trouble finding a larger office or one that specializes in lenses.

what does voiding the ballot do?

thank-you timouse for my new signature!

oh, and to make yourself happy, i prescribe furious masturbation!

sweet!

a touch condescending. i'm pretty sure every canadian over five knows about parliament. unlike the american school system, ours does actually teach about government. (even systems that oppose our own!)

oh yes, and happy birthday marky, i don't think i know you, but have fun anyhow!

tomorrow's headlines: "local man known as bradm beaten in alleyway behind cafe deckuf, taping equipment found in every orifice"

www.cuteoverload.com

lately i've been buying all my books at Cole's book store. i used to work at the one that i shop at so i go in to visit all the time on break at work (i work in the same mall) and end up shopping while i'm in there because the conversation always turns to books (of course). and now that i don't smoke (almost two years now) there isn't really much else to do on break at the mall, smoke, shop or visit. i do the latter two.