A kid walks into the Walmart and goes to the Sales Manager to ask for a job. The manager says "Ok, if you can do what i do then you can have a job here" So the first customer to walk in is a man looking for grass seed. the manager runs over to the garden section and grabs a bag of seed for the man and then trys a little upsale. He says you know sir, if you're going to have all of this seed you'll need a lawnmower to cut it with. Oh yeah says the man ring me up that one right there. Now it's the kids turn. First customer thru the door is a woman looking for tampons. the kid runs to get them, and is ringing them up at the till when he says "you know what lady, you could really use a lawnmower. "why" she says. Kid replys "well, since you can't have sex with your husband right now, you might as well be out cutting the grass" whaaa, whaaaaaaaaaaaaa.