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Schwa.

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  1. A kid walks into the Walmart and goes to the Sales Manager to ask for a job. The manager says "Ok, if you can do what i do then you can have a job here" So the first customer to walk in is a man looking for grass seed. the manager runs over to the garden section and grabs a bag of seed for the man and then trys a little upsale. He says you know sir, if you're going to have all of this seed you'll need a lawnmower to cut it with. Oh yeah says the man ring me up that one right there. Now it's the kids turn. First customer thru the door is a woman looking for tampons. the kid runs to get them, and is ringing them up at the till when he says "you know what lady, you could really use a lawnmower. "why" she says. Kid replys "well, since you can't have sex with your husband right now, you might as well be out cutting the grass" whaaa, whaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
  2. Let's do'er Hal, i'm in for sure. Hamilton only though, Toronto shows suck for the potential energy of a Cake show.
  3. oh yeah, him too! more of a middle eastern look like Hal.
  4. HA! count me in on the Jiggle the Handle snafu. That was actually the between band music this past weekend out at Jamland.
  5. nice moe. setlist that first night.
  6. funny tidbit. last night while watching Family Guy Brian and Stewie had to pick Chris up from school for drinking booze and when they pull over so Stewie can give Chris a lickin' you see a "Kuchinich '08" bumper sticker on the car.
  7. too much business/political intermingling there. hell in a handbag i tells ya.
  8. Pure awesomeness, do you have a photo? It's floating around somewhere....i think backbacon had one a while ago.
  9. no waves that night, matey. Smooth sailin' all night till the cops got there as i recall Congratulations by the way, Mick!!
  10. can also fix scratches on your CDs if you polish them with it.
  11. There ya go! I totally forgot about legal drugs to help ya along.
  12. i don't remember much of that....wait, you were there? WTF?
  13. what is this obsession with gayness crap-towns? Have you heard the album? That's it, i'm sickin' Mule Cop on ya
  14. Thanks brad, generic review at best though. Anyone that was there? Phunkyb?
  15. size of boat is not a factor. my ex-girlfriend went on a cruise ship a few years back and spent the whole time puking in her quarters. some people handle the waves no problem though. by no means am i trying to talk you out of it though buddy, just putting it out there. i've looked at a million pics of that cruise and gave it some serious thought before i committed to other stuff last year. Looks like great fun!
  16. hey!!! wow it's been so long since i've seen ya Car!! Probably since the whole dislocated finger accident at Izzy's. I'm gonna try for the same area i was in last year. The road that takes you in will go down a hill eventually and around a corner. There are lots of trees and its close to the gates of the grounds. I know you're good with a map so do this: Google Map Tottenham and zoom in on the Conservation Area. You'll see the road that goes around the campground that looks like a bit of a crooked "L" that leads down to the water on the south side of the grounds. Look for us (me, not sure who is all coming) towards the end of the bottom part of the "L" red Jetta will be parked along the road somewhere. Hope that helps.
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