I had to post her poem here. Fucking hilarious!! when I was young i would masterbate thinking you micheal knight and now that i'm old and I pole dance for money i wonder, I really wonder of the choices I have made another line another shot of wiskey another anal session for a hundred and fifty And when my ass is the air being taken by some fat greezy geezer I think of sitting in the passenger seat next to you with the window open and all that fresh open air Really tugs on the old heartstrings, eh?