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  1. I didn't know they had the same birthday until today....their birthday Happy Birthday Lennon's
  2. Westward Ho! - by the Westside Connection Check it hoe shut your mouth and get naked I'm connected plus I'm makin' hit records So, if you wanna win hop in and take a spin That's W.C. and Mack 10 What's your name girlfriend You can have some fun wit us lay in the sun wit us Pack a gun wit us and make a run wit us To these illegal amigos who wanna buy bald eagles out my regals we shoppin' at Spiegels So what you wanna do Decision, decisions And what you think about dick and pussy collisions You're a irrisistable bitch and all that Me I'm rich as fuck plus I smell like yack so come on Chorus, Repeat 2X: Irristable bitch let's go Where we goin' Westward ho [Mack 10:] A nigga gots to get chose it's a house full of hoes I suppose at least one of those want Mister flossy with the kilos You know it's quick fast shit it's all about the cash Pauveted Rolex' and Benz' in the S class Don't get it twisted nigga you know the word Cube got the herb and I don't fuck with nothin' less than a bird I make yo whole crew scatter what ya say don't matter cause nigga you's a punk so tell yo bitch I need to holler at her I take fo shows hop in my Benzo I stomp my Chuck to the flo as I head Westward with yo ho It's Mack 1-0 so fuck what she say I put it down the G way I'm gettin' head on the freeway. Chorus [W.C.] Hoe you need some dick in yo life dick in yo life like Jodeci I'm fienning to fuck you 'til your bleeding you need to be rolling with this cap peela, fuck that sucka for love lolly pop toe lickin' ass nigga See you say you want a real G so why don't you play like Jayo Felony and bitch take a ride with me because I can use a ho like you a bitch down to blast and help me twist this mutha fucking plastic because you're a true bitch from the westside About five-ten, two-twenty with scars on your thighs And that's they type of hoe I want down with me so bitch get your ass in and let's rob the whole city [ice Cube:] Did I mention I think about you when I'm benchin' and running my trigger finger all through your extensions It's intense dreamin' of a black picket fence His and her nine's teach you how to rhyme on the mic You Tina I'm Ike Know you ain't a dike cause you seem to like the way I lay pipe Keep it tight let's put this mattress to the test Yes, I must confess, I got some prior arrest Fa show ya know we're goin' westward hoe can you handle half a chicken in the door panel We at the mo' with a four-O and a joint We got high, fucked around and missed the drop off point Chorus [Mack 10:] I put it down all around Westbound is where I'm headed Since I keep my heat leaded if you trip you get wetted We be huffing like hogs nigga who can see my crew No better yet me and you nigga what you wanna do, fool Cause all I do is wreck from the hip I teck and when I come from the shoulders I straight Westside Connect I got chickens by the flock I got the block on lock Around the clock I sell rock so ain't a bitch I can't knock So handcuff your trick if she's a good lookin' ho cause dog I run with niggas that the Fed's is lookin' fo' They wanna get us because our pockets is the fattest And bitches be jockin' us because we got the baller status [W.C.] I want a janky bitch, a janky bitch, a bitch straight down penitentiary bound with the qualifications of a hoe like you C-sections tattoos stretch marks and bullet wounds A rough bitch in a beanie the type of bitch that's down to do a drive by on my enemies like Mary J. you're all I need when I'm in jail the kind of hoe that's down to keester me weed Fantasies of you and me I keep Having 'em at the park smoking on a hump sharing a tall can of Magnum fucking in the back of the coup let's get it cracking So pass the stick and tell me hoe what's happening Chorus This West Coast gangsta' shit got it crackin' We all mackin' so baby how you actin' This West Coast gangsta' shit got it crackin' We all mackin' so baby how you actin' Chorus
  3. nero and santa claus, they come but once a year
  4. if this is the case, maxwebster is lookin at life in prison with a chance of parole after 30 years for telling good jokes.
  5. Google Maps says 14 hours to drive to St. Stephen tigger ..... road trip? LargeMarge, this could be the trip we were talkin about?!
  6. yeah, its like the Schoolhouse with a stage. I saw the Slip and STS9 there once. It was a yawner of a show and St. Andrews was about 110°F Even has hardwood floors, great for boogie'n
  7. hil-ar-i-ous, that made the whole party I can drive back after the show too, no worries
  8. KarinNeutral, i'm definitely coming over for this. i've missed this band too many times now. Probably meet you at the show. After boozing?
  9. hey folks, I'm headed to Detroit (St. Andrews Hall) to see YMSB on Sunday the 7th (this weekend) if anyone is interested in going. Holla!
  10. I went on St. Stephen's city website and that's what they're calling it.....seriously. ...just don't become the towns top fudgepacker, eh! (oh, and thats a ween song up there)
  11. St. Stephen, Canada's Chocolate Town Couldn't taste the taste that I was tastin' Couldn't hear the waste that I was makin' Tired of the life I was facin' Couldn't tell one from another Couldn't hide a secret from my mother Any other mother wouldn't bother Makin' time breakin' ground Sail brown bay to chocolate town Got me on the porch I'm in the front row Says "shit's for real man" like I don't know Get your punk ass back to the dog show... Makin' time breakin' ground Sail brown bay to chocolate town A new breath I feel the grip releasin' Scraping my guts off of the ceiling I've got that sunny bunny feeling Makin' time breakin' ground Sail brown bay to chocolate town Makin' time breakin' ground Greyhound bus to chocolate town...
  12. do it! (no ski trip for me this year) PS-nice pussy!
  13. i made sure to get sub-40 on my last trip (nero) cuz i was pretty sure i'd never get another chance....found a Dave Lauzon pick down there too...still have it. Stapes may actually be down there with the rest of the ski boots
  14. C-towns, i'm very seriously considering this....especially if i can save a few vacation days by flying. Talk to me in january. I'll be looking to have my flight PriceBashed too
  15. ah, but have you been to the basement?
  16. Like swingin' a monkey at a hobo
  17. i think i was the only one to witness the second one coming down the hill ker. tough one. Highlights: Another Diesel night under the stars The morning full contact chair on the table ping pong match Daredevil tricks with barrels and 2x4's Livingstoned taking that maniac header while trying to jump the 2x4's and barrels (i laughed for about an hour after that) Ricky Neu and Canadian Club from the bottle Nik fighting his Anchorman look alike brother with sticks across the face (crazy) Seeing all them lovely Chatham folks i don't see nearly enough
  18. This was my fondest moment from 40. Thanks for everything fellas! Commodores - Easy (Like Sunday Morning) 'Know it sounds funny but I just can't stand the pain, Girl, I'm leavin' tomorrow, Seems to me girl you'know I've done all I can, You see I've beg, stole and I've borrowed. Chorus: S'why I'm easy ..... easy like Sunday mornin', It's why I'm easy ..... easy like Sunday mornin'. Why in the world would anybody put chains on me, yeah, I've paid my dues to make it, Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be, I'm not happy when I try to fake it, oooh. Chorus: ..... Bridge: I wanna be high ..... so high, I wanna be free to know the things I do are right, I wanna be free ..... just me , oh baby.
  19. Ah yes, but Schwa. gains a place to crash on the East Coast
  20. maybe don't focus on the single word and get the jist of the article then. fackin nitpickers.
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