Lazlo

Better his than yours.

I just don't like eating an egg salad sandwich and still tasting green onions four hours later.

Now I know how to keep your tongue out of my ass.

nothing wrong with kissing feet or toes hmhmhhmhm

Put on some fresh lipstick and brush your tooth cause I'm coming over.

Blu ?Room? was great too

Idiot

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

That explains it!

Note to self: No more patchwork quilts made from the skin of my victims.

i heard last night that Miramichi means land of the bad people!

are you a bad weenie?

ha ha know booche do you?

we are very good caring people,but too many nosey ones, we have the regular dope people that the cops can,t get as the judge lets them off anyway

i do have some very nice native friends also

but the mayor is no well liked , that i could smash in the face but judge lor--- is his friend i have a nice weenie,ooh la la,don,t tell lazlo

One more reason I support mandatory euthanasia at the age of fifty.

In that case maybe "cum" and "tit" are more your speed.

It means kind or type.

Read a book.

I remember the first time I loved a clown. KILLED! I mean killed a clown.

ilk

You're all wrong. The word "nigger" is derived from Niger or Nigeria, the area of Africa from which many slaves were purchased during the 1700s and 1800s. It was then adopted to mean ignorant because white slave owners considered the blacks to be ignorant of North American ways. Which, for all intense purposes they were.

Mental illness.

Can't you just wish someone a Happy Birthday!!

For a price.

"Kinda" as in "kind of", meaning that it's not my name but an acceptable substitution.

In that case I'll get the vaccum out of there and make you some room.

Oh wait, we're going to need it where we're going.

Well, kinda.

Happy Birthday.

Here's to losing an eye.

Not really.

You if you're not careful.

No, I'm not coming out of the closet folks, but I am inviting people in.

That's how I roll!

Wouldn't it be easier just to use papers?

You could always fake another dinner party.

I don't know man. I'm a bit skeptical. Maybe Myrna could help shed a little light on this subject.

How about now?

I'm with you, but I'm having trouble picturing Brad in a wedding gown.

That's a great way to weed out the idealistic.