Hal Johnson

Mine too!

Malkin is scary right now. Im glad Ottawa came back the way they did cuz it made Pittsburgh look less like the Harlem Globetrotters, but they still look a little like the Harlem Globetrotters, so thats still scary.

Canadiens played like ass last night. Boston gave it all they had. Habs will pick it up next game.

KW, eh?

I dont know about that. I picture him being broke and spouting off about steriods one night when someone said "you should write a book about it - you'd make millions and fuck up MLB all at the same time." So I think he's telling the truth, its just fucked up that he would do this to these guys and show absolutely no remorse. I cant wait for his movie though, "Prototype," a "dark fictional drama set in the future, in which Major League Baseball and its owners are involved in a massive cloning conspiracy". "You better believe it's where we're headed to," Canseco said. My god.

"Saviour of Baseball" or just plain shmuck? What do you guys think? I find the guy fascinating (if thats the word) because what he has done is so incredibly extreme, being dishonourable and honourable all at the same time, all the while looking his detractors in the face and basically spitting at them. As per my norm, heres an article from ESPN that inspired the thought: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=alipour/080410

Thats how I read it too Brad. There's a reason i live in the worlds smartest place afterall

At the Registry Theatre, eh?

This is the truth, man.

Hilarious. Everyone around here seems to have a connection to Helix.

Really? Really? The two main streets go north, south, east and west. They cross-over and turn into one another like 5 times. Its absolutley insane. Anyone from out of town, except for Schwa., has a very difficult time getting used to it.

Commutes nothing really, especially if your used to larger city traffic.

Dude, do it. I mean , the town has its ups and downs, but so does everytwhere else, for the most part its a very decent place to live. Waterloo was even voted smartest place on earth or something stupid like that.

Who's gonna tell him about the roadways?

Primus? Sold. See ya fackers there. Check that, if they're up there then that means they'll probably be playing elsewhere around here, and not for 45 minutes or whatever it will be. I'll have to see whats going on.

It doesnt. They dont. Never. But good luck to ya! Just kidding - hang in there, and dont party and or socialize for about two weeks. That's the only thing that has ever worked for me. Oh, and if you can, dont do the whole, Ill just have one smoke at night; thats what ruined my last attempt.

Hey Schwa, you and Duane had better sign up for this!

$2 tuesdays no more? http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3338753

Wayne Gretzky is from Brantford. How bad can the place really be???

Aha...busted! (but you should still come)

Its not too far. Its pretty much on the outskirts of Kitchener. 1 1/2hrs topps.

This is a huge shot in the dark, but, my softball team is doing this fundraiser poker tournament on April 19th. Its like $50 to enter but the payout should be well worth it. So if you live in the area (tournaments in Baden) and are interested in winning some $$$, please pm me and I'll give you the full details. Cheers!

:content: Thats much better, thanks.

Thanks for ruining my special moment.

Okay, so I just finished typing this, hit enter and I got a call from a client. I shit you not, his last name was Beck. What do you suppose this all means?