Working at Sleemans I learned a few things. 1) I could easily hide underneath my machine for naps. 2) Pabst Blue Ribbon = Old Milwaukee, Schlitz and Stroh's. 3) Drinking on the job is a privilege, not a right. 4) Just when you think the company is doing okay, BAM! The Japanese buy you out. 5. Free beer every weekend will turn you into a drunk.