CharlieDon'tSurf

...all with a budget of less than $500

How does a dolphin-shaped dildo, a bottle of AstroGlide and a subscription to "Swank" add up to $500?!?!?

You've been casting some high-class ladies haven't ya?!

they be representin' BEAYTCH!

Keepin' it real

on the west side streets

sucka can't deal

word up to the peeps!

Reba: where'd your infinity go....

IcePope: Fluffy Adrian...DAMN! So much for the shorn scrotum! It just don't fit the name

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now that's funny!!! What about Dixie Normous?

ok, i'll give it a go:

the puddles approved method: Allan Sidings or Allan Church (if i use my last addy)

using scarlet's approach: Casey Redford (using the first male pets name, otherwise it would be Kitty Redford and I'd be featured in the re-release of 'Cruisin')

here's my porno posse:

...you lay down on it and you do it some more...

no real opinion... all I gotta say is that with the amount of effort i see people putting into it, the 'scene' should have no problems in the long term... everything has its highs and its lows, but the nature of the 'scene' and the few people i've met in it are a real driving force...

plus, if someone's willing to look after my dogs on a regular basis, i'd do my utmost to promote whatever i could

Phuckin' A Bubba!!

My new goal in life might just be to mosh with Anastasio...

... go figure!

Guess that's why his ghost visited those oasis bullocks... looking for a cheap score from starry-eyed, talentless wannabees... i think the busted bass string was a 'not-so-subtle' hint to keep their rip-offs exclusive to the Beatles and leave The Who unmarred by listless covers

tummies growlin'...

yummy (or as they say in remote parts of Quebec...meyummy)

and yada, yada....

the lists are just that, lists of those of us who made one stupid decision too many...remember them for what they did in life, not how they wound up a stinkin' corpse in a bathtub/pool/nightclub...

keep on ridin', baby!

hey Fatbasstard... if you ever get into the preaching business, i'm sure you'll find me in the congregation

HALLELUJAH!!!

PRAISE BE!

AMEN!

it was george carlin who said, and i completely paraphrase

when i was introduced to marijuana, it was like all sorts of differnet doors had been opened up, I came up with some of my best routines and, although I thought I was no good at the time, the audience laughed. Then I tried coke. Man! I was on top of the world, telling my best jokes. Only things was, the audience wasn't laughin'

and on that note a long collection of Carlin quotes to cheer up the thread:

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

geez...and all along, I thought we were talkin' about me good ole buddy:

now, if ya wanna know how to get the women, just talk to the Uber-Stud himself!

sorry Booche...

that later quote from Mark slipped in after I shut down for the night.... hope I didn't confuse the situation even more...

these smoothies have never been quite so famous...

i must however, vacate the skank for some shock therapy and a sound beating...

Skin Flute & the Canned Hams

...rumour has it they will be at Evolve

...those credit cards gotta be maxxxed out with all the internet porn sites you subscribe to, treyter

...i just shit myself!!!!

...that one made my eyes bleed from laffin'!

If ya check sanctuary>>festivals>>cometogetherfestival, you'll find this snippet of info, but this is a official as this gets:

similarly...

The Funbags

or simply,

Funbags

..or The Camels of Shining Arse

Quote from their manager "fer shits sakes boys, just shake your arses and make it rhyme..."

1) Gandalf & the Hobbits

2) The Four Horsemen (Cheese, Pestilence, Ratty, and Slimy)

3) The "Guys Like Us Make Chicks Go Lesbo" Quartet

4) The Other White Meat

5) Knights in Shining Armour

I like the part about stuff blowing up!

The parts about tea sucked...

man, you've got it all, eh?

do you suggest the rubber boots, too or just go wit a little ant-flavoured K-Y?

...I like it! I'll have to try that one "Move over rover, Let Mr. Dirt Diggler take over!"

this rather snazzy quartet hails from Athens, Georgia and were beat out in the local talent contest by non other than R.E.M. At the time, they were known as The BungHoles . They've since changed there name to Grundle and the BungHoles

I figure they are (on h's theme) from left to right:

Jerry Mathers (of Leave it to Beaver fame)

Booche (of Sally fame)

MeatBall (Meatloafs younger and sweatier brother)

Slimy (he wanted to be Lemmy of Motorhead fame, but was too scared to sing Ace of Spades)