CharlieDon'tSurf

Boystown? I think Mickey Rooney or Spencer Tracey (as the drunken Irish priest) might be nearby, but other than that i'm totally baffled!

Congrats on the new digs, phishy! Drop by K-town sometime in the near future...

by the way, please never forget yer Western roots and start cheering for the leafs...its an evil cult and all you'll get out of it is disappointment...

no problem butch...err..I mean booche...just keep the "wang dang doodle" out of the pix line up, k?

p.s. who's camera is that anyway? i seem to remember hearing about it being a birthday gift or somethin'....

any pics/taping?? wish i was there last nite & tonite...

...with unsuspecting newdies, maybe i'll reconsider the plans....

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if yer kittykat voice is any indication, you might think about teaming up with Rosie Perez in her porn endeavours....

just pick my name outta the proverbial "html hat" and they'll be no problems

just giving ya a hard time bouchie-baby... here you are working your ass off and still taking flack without so much as a flinch...

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...now that's enuff to make any grown man envious!!! Any 'toons we might recognize, or sound fx that made a movie a blockbuster?

da rulz is f@#ked...does that mean we can enter a gagillion times?

"My Spidey Senses are Tinglin'!"

I can't come out; I haven't met the right woman yet.

...i'm not entirely sure. typically, what i do is walk into this cubicle and post on the Skank... sometimes people come around and make me do other stuff, like shuffle papers or nod knowingly. this is a clear sign that i am a geologist out of my element..

DO NOT EQUAL

...yer such a freakin' tease, picklepuss...

...this whole 'being gay thing' isn't nearly as bad as treyter makes it out to be...

topping my list for 'ballsie' wedding songs was the first-dance at the reception selection my former boss had... he and his brand-spanking new bride hit the dance floor to "You Can't Always Get What You Want" - apparently caught all of the family & guests quite off guard...

...OK, lemme get this straight...no satan worshippers, eh? if wiccans and other pagans are acceptable, i can ask this guy out in Yarker who's got many a connection in the classical "whatever-you-need" realm...i'll let you know what i find out...

hey p,

another cool thing is to check out the smilies link just under the drop-down menues near the top to insert cool little happy faces and whatnot...completely useless little things (as you see from some of my posts) but they can be good for a laugh....

huh?

i don't smoke (therefore, don't need to quit), but i figure i'll give this one a try anyway...gotta tell the wife that the Sandra Bullock movie marathon is off this weekend...

having four cats (+ two dogs), all of which are young and in good health (knock on wood), I can only sympathize with ya puds... there is no easy decision here at all, cuz all the money in the world (whether or not it keeps you from a dream vacation or the likes doesn't really factor in) doesn't compare to the unconditional love of a pet....

sometimes I question the whole concept of pets. i mean, aside from some unexpected accident, we are generally gonna out live them...so, we inevitably have to face their demise. seems kinda morbid, but i tell myself that the enjoyment of giving them a home (we adopt all of our feline friends from the Humane Society), comfort and attention is worth it...

no matter how you look at it, it isn't easy. you can never really 'replace' a lost pet, but you can try to fill the void

I dunno if a tigertail shake would fit into the "Witnessing Something Gross" category or the "Tainted Food" category...

yeckkkkk...

... i hafta second that motion, chewie

the one about porta-potties/outhouses, that is, not the 'grease-ass' (wonderin' why its your friends that describe it that way and not you)

nothing is worse than the smell of a warm outhouse, 'specially one with a couple black widows waiting to bite...my thoughts drift back to visiting some friends of my moms on the islands and holding off for what seemed like years...i'm sure Freud would have a thing or two to say bout that

...no quantitative judgements from this guy, just a "two-thumbs" up kinda thing... I like the honesty, the simplicity (lack of incessant bells-and-whistles) and the crisp look...

your description of the filter song made me laugh and also made me think of this - its weird, but along the same lines...

StrongBad Jams

check it out, its good for a laugh

this kid wins for "Best Jammies from a New Act"

and this one is "Best in Show"