CharlieDon'tSurf

...and all of us want more

aardvarking?!?!

thats so freakin' funny I damn near blew coffee out my nose...i never knew aardvarks were into porn....

when, how, etc...

"When in Rome..."

this way you'll blend in and they won't see the teeny toronto-sized spliff dangling from your mouth...

...its quite funny when the eastern conference types start bawling and yipping about Lord Stanley's Cup...they should really put alot more thought into the fact that it ain't leavin' the west for some time now, and this will be one of the guys holdin' it high...

wow...sounds like a guaranteed Cup...

ahem, 'scuze me but that was difficult to even type...

...but when he's hittin' on ya the whole way, it seems like a lifetime...

plenty of room in K-town (nearly 3 hours from either TO or Bytown...) to crash if the need ever arises

don't be shy, K...give it a big ole shout man!!!

GO CANUCKS GO!

Toddy B will back you up!

they seem to be present only when the theorized fried-neron is included in the calculations...

...wait a minute...there's one o' them subatomic basterds now....

and a couple recently discovered flavours:

groove

and

funky

depending on the venue/mood of the show, one could also observe the types of nerons (simialr to quarks)..."up"-Nerons; "down"-nerons; "strange-"nerons"; "charmed'-nerons...all of which you could determine by the nature of their spin/flavour... yummy!

no quick time at work

i'll sign up for a dvd screening, but i haven't read any harry pothead yet

No worries pholks...god didn't invent those Jovian planets for nuthin'

my bet is on that chunk o' space stuff to bounce offa this big daddy:

better yet, with a little luck and some precise venue choice, a good promoter could set up a Creed/Nickleback/Shakira/Limp Bizkit/Korn/Eminem 'Super Show' at the predicted site of impact and voila! those piles of no-talent are as good as gone (in 17 years it would hafta be some sort of benefit/reunion gig, like a "Talentless-Aid Show")

he has also brought a group of Christmas carollers to the head offices of Phillip-Morris to sing - complete with their little tracheotomy voice-box thingies - some very disturbing renditions of "Silent Night", etc...

this man is pretty ruthless, but very good at getting the point across

come to think of it, we buy the blocks of parmessan now and its not so stinky... its the Kraft grated stuff in the plastic shaker that really reeks... i think its cuz the 'parmessan' they make is actually the barf of genetically enhanced mice - i read that on a web-site somewhere, so it must be true

definitely h, but it hasn't yet stopped me from eating it... there's a lesson to be learned there somewhere, i think

...watch that juice - an ancient inside thing that i no longer remember the actual context of, therefore I now use it for almost anything (in the right company)

nifty - a fine word that has, unfortunately, slipped into obscurity

f#@k - this word will always be a staple of my vocabulary...its uses are as diverse as the cultures of our planet and it just rolls of off the tongue

and last, but certainly not least:

..a more wretched hive of scum & villiany

I wanna live in a place like that, Ben

i've got a couple leads and it appears that dude that leaves the greasy logs in the john has one arm and whacked some guys wife a few years back....

i'll assist in the shit-kicking if you find find 'em first treyter...

which leads me to one last thing that makes me yak (gag at the very least)...a hot, stinkin, bug-filled porta-pottie/outhouse, specially one in which the "fairer" sex has decided to leave some of their monthly items, if ya know what I mean...

...one of them being that spinach dip can be vengeful?

...I'm thinking that the earth is tilting off of its 23 degree axis and we're about to experience some pretty funky stuff... you know, like a red, scintillating sky, the dead rising from their graves.... or maybe, its just a high pressure, warm front - meteorology makes me laugh!

you'll get a kick outta the first time the Armed Forces come to shovel yer driveway

Originally posted by Chewie:

18 gin and tonics...

that's what i recently drank at a friends wedding.[/quote

..didja hit the bride? in some cultures its customary to launch on the bride (a fertility thing, I think)

man, what a question! I freakin' hate barfing and a lot of mental images pop to mind on this one:

- about 3 litres of Welch's Grape Drink... coolest barf i've ever had. was about 6, at the aunt and uncles for a visit and went ape on the grape...nasty, but funny

- seeing someone else barf... makes me yack almost every time! yum yum...

- food poisoning... note to self: if its been on the counter for a few days, its best not to eat it

- cilantro... nuff said

- reba's house... apparently one of the best places in K-town to toss yer cookies, plus she really appreciates it

maybe, for me at least, the Q shoulda been "what doesn't make you puke" {good booze, good smoke, good friends and good tunes}

'there is smoke in the sky. whether it would be "a" or "b"'

i was done right about there... funny shite! That geisha girl lost her spliff, methinks!