I dont know how much you idiots pay attention to the off-season but its a big year for me since the Raiders have the number one pick. I might not even be alive come Draft Day. The rumours regarding Oakland are a torrential landslide of biblical proportions. Here is the last Randy Moss rumour (and by the way Del, I blame you 100% for the degredation witnessed since he got traded to the Silver and Black. Did this guy give up or what?):
BREAKING____
Randy Moss of the Oakland Raiders was traded today to the Schenectady Meat Packers and Shoe Distribution Workers Union for the Rights to Al Bundy, who once scored 4 touchdowns for Polk High.