Hear about that row in Portugal and the cops had to come to their hotel? Hahahaha, fucking pansies. 'At first it seemed like late-night revelry and we knew the Liverpool squad were downstairs. But then things seemed to get out of hand and the police arrived.' Mr Lover added that he saw one player (believed to be goalkeeper Jerzy Dudek) handcuffed before being released. He said: 'He kept telling the police how much he loved them, as if he was pleading to be allowed to go free. 'At one point, the police seemed to be slapping him around the face, trying to bring him round and sober him up because he was so drunk. He kept apologising over and over again but the police did not want to know.