jayr

Everybody knows the face of the star known as the Prince of R & B in the country. His name is JayR and his face animates almost every corner of the major highways in the capital. And that voice - of course - it’s the one that sends his fans swooning, screaming, singing, or all of them at the same time. He has been called no less than the successor to Mr. Gary Valenciano. His concerts are packed with crowds and his records are selling hot off the presses. In demand, with his celebrity status still skyrocketing - a young star JayR truly is.

Turns out I have a fan club too!!

http://www.geocities.com/piper_reyes/jayR/jayr.html

For all who are interested JACKFRUIT are playing in Collingwood Tomorrow night.

Uh woah. Is that even in the same town?

Actually its only about 2 blocks from where the Mountain View used to be.

Yeah this place is a wee bit classier than the Mountain View was.

Well, Collingwood is about 1 1/2 hours north of Toronto. Its right beside Blue Mountain/Wasaga Beach if that helps, if not mapquest.ca will.

Fuck Her Gently Chords by Tenacious D,

D F#m

You don't always have to fuck her hard, In

Em A

Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.

D F#m

Sometimes you gotta make some love

Em A

And fuckin give her some smooches too

Bm G

Sometimes you got to squeeze

Bm G

Sometimes you got to say please

D A

Sometimes you got to say hey:

D F#m

I'm gonna fuck you .... softly

Em A

I'm gonna screw you gently

D F#m

I'm gonna hump you.... sweetly

Em A

I'm gonna ball you ... discretely---

Bm G

And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers

D A

And then you say, Wait a minute sally!

B G Em

I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?

A

That's fuckin' Teamwork!

D F#m

What's your favorite posish?

Em A D

That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you

F#m

What's your favorite dish?

Em A

I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!

Bm G

And then I'm gonna love you completely

D A

And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely

Bm G

And then I'll fuckin bone you completely

D

But then...

Em A C G D

I'm gonna fuck ---- you ----- haaaaaaaaaard-------

Bb7 C D

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

Just to let anybody who is interested know that Dave will be playing this Friday night in Collingwood @ The Huron House (JJ's Lounge) 94 Pine Street. The corner of Pine/2nd Streets. Its a cool spot and should be a great night.

Jackfruit is in Collingwood @ SKOOL on the 20th as well. Can't wait.

If anybody has any similar suggestions in the Collingwood/Barrie area i'd be interested...

So Jimmy wanted to be a biologist? I guess in some sort of way he was! Nice guitar he's got for a beginner........

idiots

Yeah the pipe face man, I remember that from "ripleys beleive it or not" what skills.

picture request......

He wont see prison. If it was me on the other hand, i'd get 14 years.

Ah, I'm done with that shite. I just got me a brand new record player. Anybody got any good LP's they don't want?

If I ever stumbled upon this guy drinkin at a bar I'd be right the hell outta there.

Don't know if this has been posted before or not but its good...........

SPIDERS ON DRUGS

Sopranos

the drumming isn't as good, but this kid is 4 - a more impressive age than 12:

this ones good too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljpx2bujgg8&mode=related&search=

Kids these days.......Maybe i should have put away my he-man toys when i was a kid and took up the drums. Ah well, theres always next time.

Not sure if this was posted before but this kid is one hell of a drummer, if you haven't seen this be prepared to have your mind blown (if you're a drummer prepare to be pissed)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvZ39hE3PRs

Heroin? Uh-oh.

ebay?

This should be really cool. My brother and I are attending both. The guitar workshop is 2 hours long. Don will also be playing the famous " Six String Nation " guitar when he performs that night. The guitar will also be shown at the Orangeville mall that afternoon and as far as i know you can try it out.

Info here: http://www.laurabird.com/HAMS.htm

I don't think anyone can deny that as a whole our planet is spiraling towards disater. Anyone who does deny this is either ignorant, profitting from it, or living in their own magical bubble. Say what you will......