Davey Boy 2.0

jaimoe was simply acting on an opportunity to brag about the nieghbourhood in which he lives and to show what he knows about the celebrities therein j/k there bud [color:#cccccc]sorta

::bites virtual tongue::

I wonder how the "one young man sporting his prize Led Zeppelin T-shirt asked a perfect stranger as he headed for his seat" guy liked it

that sounds fly alright

no matter what it looks like i'd like to think that you'd be at the helm, wearing those famous red undergarments anmd perhaps something like this

sounds like a girl i used to know

::runs hand through hair while dusting crumbs off tummy::

I heard they're lining up Ozzie Osbourne for next year

ta very much

happy birthday to the smilingest guy I've ever met

yeah we like the Licks ones, and no i don't think i'd try the ground round, not the kind of texture i'm looking for. i would guess that anything I'd make wuold be based around beans & mushrooms or something. might try something like this and see how it goes...

only one way to find out!

happy birthday Mike

As for food I find a nice rotation between Donair and seafood does the trick.

i just did

A man visits his doctor for a health check. "I'm afraid that I am going to have to ask you to stop masturbating', says the doctor. "Oh no, why is that?' asks the worried patient. "Well, I am trying to examine you" replies the Dr, "And it is really putting me off".

Does anyone make their own veggie burgers?!? we tend to buy them frozen but I find they're way too expensive for what's in em, there's gotta be good recipes floating around out there... Perhaps this is a meat burger-only thread though?!?!?

zing!

Viva la Problution

a drunk comes stumbling out of a bar. Broke, he sees a group of priests and shouts to them, "I'll bet you $50 that I am the Lord your Saviour" aghast and offended, the priests confer for a moment then turn to him and say "Very well we'll be happy to take your $50 and put it in the church's coffers." They shake on it and the drunk leads them back into the bar. As they enter the bartender turns to them "Jesus Christ, you're back!?!?"

One day George Bush Sr. sits down with George Jr to have a little talk about his presidency. "Well son", Sr. says, "I like what you've done so far but i'd also like to see a little more ingenuity, show a little initiative." Jr. nods his heads sagely and returns to the oval office to think about it. The next day, Sr. walks into the oval office to see Jr. talking to a group of Iranians "...and then I want you to smash those cars into the sears tower in a firey explosion" Perplexed, Sr asks Jr. what he is up to, "Son do you really think that getting a bunch of Iranians to drive cars into the Sears tower is enough to get the American people to support a war with Iran?" "No, but I was hoping it would get me a third term." (I'll stop now)

you're either part of the problem or part of the solution, FbN

Some eggs, bacon and toast walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve breakfast"

For years, I thought my Dad suffered from Tourette's. Turns out, he just thought I was a f**king c**t.

A blonde is walking up the street, looking for work to earn a little money. She knocks on a door. A guy answers. "Mister - you got any work for me? "Sure - you can paint the porch." And he gives her a can of white paint. Half an hour later, the blonde knocks at the door again, and the guy opens it. "Hey mister, I've finished the job. And by the way, it's not a porch - it's a Ferrari."