Davey Boy 2.0

jeomk

:thumbup:

"their tech support people can tell you naything they like as you will never get the same one twice." bezang, same thing happened to us. it took months

I love moronho's silly "war of words"- he doesn't hold a candle to Rafa in that realm: Rafa Benitez has dismissed Jose Mourinho's claims Liverpool will target Chelsea players with two yellow cards in their Champions League semi-final. "It hadn't crossed my mind, but maybe it has Mourinho's because that is what Chelsea did two seasons ago to Xabi Alonso," said Liverpool boss Benitez.

I'm sooo tempted to email Bluesfest and ask if i can bring 3 or 4 lawnchairs so i can set one up at each stage, just to see what they have to say. "...and I'd like to hold each of them in place with 8" steel tent pegs to ensure that they are there when I return the following day"

Edwin van der Sar; John O'Shea, Wes Brown, Gabriel Heinze, Patrice Evra; Darren Fletcher, Michael Carrick, Paul Scholes; Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney, Ryan Giggs

is this a test?

stay in school kids

Bailey: What are you suggesting, Fever? Johnny: I'm suggesting palm trees swaying in the offshore trade wind. The hue and cry of exotic birds wheeling across an azure sky. I'm suggesting bronze supple flesh, pungent odours, sensuous rhythms in a tropical paradise. In short, Adam and Eve on excursion rates. Bailey: Alone, together? Johnny: Hopefully. Bailey, suspiciously: Separate bedrooms? Johnny: Details, details! We can work this out! Bailey: Where? Johnny: Jamaica, island of homegrown fun! Bailey: Well, this is all so sudden. I'll have to think about this. Johnny: Well, don't delay, offer limited! Bailey: Am I paying for this? Johnny: Details, details!

Bailey trying to get Johnny out of the room: You have a phone call on the bullpen phone. Johnny: Sure I do. Bailey: She said her name was "Baby." Johnny: Uh huh. Bailey: And that she has a boat. Johnny: A boat? Bailey: Yeah. Twin engine inboard. Johnny: Twins? Bailey: She said she really likes listening to your show, and she wants to know if you like ... cutoff jeans, skinny-dipping and, um, getting weird? Johnny: Getting weird. Bailey: That's what she said. Johnny: Bailey? Bailey: I'm tellin' ya, she's on the phone! Johnny: Uh, B-side, 3rd track, just (?). I'll be gone for just a minute, okay? It sounds like a coded message for help!

Mr. Carlson: ...And as Leo Tolstoy has said so well so many times: "Art should educate as well as entertain." And so should radio. Les: Tolstoy said that about radio? Mr. Carlson: N-no, Tolstoy said that about art; I added the part about radio. Herb: That's interesting, because your name is Art.

i managed to kick the power cord out of the socket just in time, but it was close. too close

Herb: Bailey, Bailey Bailey Bailey, "You can have it" is just a figure of speech. People say it all the time. It doesn't mean anything. It's like "Thanks a million" or "So's your mother." Bailey: It's my painting Herb, thanks a million. Herb: I really don't believe you. I just don't believe you. You come in here every morning in your freshly pressed outfits and your freshly scrubbed face, and you sit there all day hardly speaking above a whisper, and then, when a man is vulnerable, shaken, upset, you just reach out and rip from him what is rightfully and fairly his. Bailey, I'm just so, so disappointed. Bailey: Herb, so's your mother.

Herb Tarlek: It's bad luck to take advice from a crazy person.

For those of you who might be opening it unsuspectingly (please put NWS or NSFW in the title allison, thank you)

i'm sure if they're all thrown into a giant bonfire or into the river or something then that would solve the 'awful environmental impact' dilemma

i'll take a copy of that, jaimoe ::spreads some whiz on a stick of youknowwhat::

so when you two get together who plays johnny and who plays bailey?

Venus: Herb! What are you doing? Tarlek: Aging scotch.

Mourinho hid in laundry basket to beat ban LONDON, April 24 (Reuters) - Two British newspapers related on Tuesday how Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho once allegedly hid in a laundry basket used for transporting the club's kit to get round a UEFA ban covering a big game. The Daily Mail said it happened two years ago when Mourinho had been barred from contact with his players during both legs of a quarter-final Champions League tie against Bayern Munich. He was being punished after indiscretions in the previous round with Barcelona. On the night of the home leg, observers were convinced that Chelsea fitness coach Rui Faria was using an earpiece hidden under a woolly hat to communicate with the manager, the Mail said. Both the Mail and The Times said Mourinho arrived early at the ground, watched the game on a TV in a dressing room and delivered the pre-match and halftime talks. Both papers alleged that about 10 minutes before the end of the game, which Chelsea won 4-2, the manager clambered into one of the laundry skips. He was then wheeled away to Stamford Bridge leisure club where it was claimed he had spent the entire evening. Both papers quoted a Chelsea statement saying: "The situation is very clear. Both matches were controlled by UEFA and they were more than satisfied on both nights that their ruling was intact, hence the statements that were issued by UEFA at the time and subsequently. "The only reason to publish this so close to a big match is to serve an agenda that is intended to undermine our team." Chelsea play the first leg of this season's Champions League semi-final against Liverpool at Stamford Bridge on Wednesday. The Daily Mail said UEFA would not be taking up the alleged episode with Mourinho. The Times suggested they were unlikely to act because of the time lapse.

::lines up at bookstore:: Wayne Rooney's lawyers are reportedly investigating claims that a soon-to-be-published book on the striker probes his 'rough sex' past with prostitutes. The Sun claims that Rooney is 'facing a new legal row' after lawyers were called in following promises that the book, tactfully titled 'Roo Unzipped', would 'blow the lid on his seedy past of "rough sex" with vice girls.' 'Author John Sweeney has quizzed hookers about Wayne, 21, who slept with a 48-year-old known as the Auld Slapper at a brothel in 2005.' The book is due to be released in September.

what's mathrock, or perhaps i shouldn't ask

This is pretty crazy

i always get the Inferno from Pizzaza

fuck i hate how david platt refuses to pronounce guys names properly- see malbranque, Jenas, Lauren etc; etc; hey ollie did you open this thread before you watched the tape of arse-spuds?