Davey Boy 2.0

i wonder if it's strictly women only just out of curiosity of course

good ol french canadian pea soup for me today, pretty dang good too (no mozza burger happytizer though, sorry booche)

artisan?

Former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson has agreed to become a male escort for legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss. It was reported that an agreement was reached for Tyson to work in Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women in Nevada. Fleiss has bought 60 acres of land in Nevada and work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm. "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' "It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson," Fleiss said. Rumors were going around about Tyson hooking up with Fleiss a few months ago, and Tyson did not exactly deny the rumors. "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it," Tyson said.

Hanky spanky

that's "assistant to the manager"

... or your genitals to fly off into outerspace

this makes me want to stand outside bookstores once this goes to print and harangue anyone that buys a copy there's something almost surreal in all of this, but the glossed-over consumerism of it all jus shrouds the mind numbing evil greed somehow reminds of something Catphish saw on a parenting messageboard, someone was asking about a certain food product, whether or not it's safe for children. One woman's answer was "But there's a picture of a baby on the label so it must be alright" the lack of thought that goes into consumerism in the US and Canada is appalling, "It's on a store shelf so it must be alright for me to buy this"

it's like mamapink and questcequecest? work in a twisted parallel universe

that sounds awesome MOBE, cheers

good game actually good movement/runs at times from each team, rousing finish, and a naked chick invading the pitch [color:#CCCCCC]i might have made that last part up

::shakes head vigorously:: I'm not sure you're up to the task of being a footy supporter, son.

maybe we all need to be ensconced in literally making fun of ourselves

You expect me to be up before noon on Sunday? Bugger!! At least Liverpoo is losing to Arse. Dude– Arse are your biggest rivals' date=' you want them to lose every single game! fecking n00b But anyway that's not why i'm here: Pretty good john nic column Cashley Cole's house gets vandalised

Damn Fluffy! sounds like one hell of a good place to work i've been digging on the open face light rye with gouda and hungarian salami lately this reminds me I need some westphalian ham soon, that stuff rocks

marketing genius

I'm guessing that some sermon somewhere will incorporate a portion of our comments to underscore the prevelance of evil in society today personally i hope MarcO's herpes wish gets quoted

I like the Sharwood's powder

i'd say without, definately 'course my preferred way of making them is with leftover chicken, salt and pepper, hot curried mayo and halved grapes to offset said mayo

next round Liverpool v Arsenal Newcastle v Chelsea Tottenham v Southend Charlton v Wycombe

Thai zoo to teach panda to mate with porn videos

Possibly some good news for you ollie....

is this the triumphant return of jimmyb?

a 28 man roster doesn't bode well, we might be seeing 11 different english players in the 2nd half oh well it'll be interesting one way or another

Goalkeepers: Paul Robinson (Tottenham), Chris Kirkland (Wigan), Ben Foster (Man Utd) Defenders: Gary Neville (Man Utd), Phil Neville (Everton), Micah Richards (Man City), Rio Ferdinand (Man Utd), John Terry (Chelsea), Ledley King (Tottenham), Jamie Carragher (Liverpool), Wes Brown (Man Utd), Michael Dawson (Tottenham), Ashley Cole (Chelsea), Wayne Bridge (Chelsea) Midfield: Aaron Lennon (Tottenham), Shaun Wright-Phillips (Chelsea), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Frank Lampard (Chelsea), Michael Carrick (Man Utd), Scott Parker (Newcastle), Jermaine Jenas (Tottenham), Joe Cole (Chelsea), Stewart Downing (Middlesbrough) Forwards: Wayne Rooney (Man Utd), Peter Crouch (Liverpool), Jermain Defoe (Tottenham), Darren Bent (Charlton), Andrew Johnson (Everton).