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Patchoulia
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I broke my baby toe.
It seemed to be healing nicely--the ghastly shade of blackish-purple was fading, I could walk with nary a limp...
But now it seems to be swelling up again--without any further injury--and the sweet, sweet throbbing has returned.
Anyone else ever experience such a travesty?
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Cuba?
Not even remotely tempting when you consider the fact that I'll be cavorting on the balmy beaches of Buffalo.
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Fuckin' A.
((((Neil Diamond))))
Say what you will, but that man has a killer voice.
I'm so going to see him the next time he's at an area casino--and not just because I'm a degenerate gambler.
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i think you are being too generous to the racists, i bet they eat ghost toast with their white eggs too, dont even let it get too brown
wonder if they drink chocolate milk...
bahahahahhahahahhaa
Hiiiiiiighlarious!
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Does that mean you use white and brown eggs?
Aloha,
Brad
You must be yolking.
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Hmmmmm. I'm going to have to keep that one in mind. There's bound to be someone; sooner or later. Thanks!
People tend to piss me off all over this continent, you know.
No problem. I'm an E.O.E.*
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*Equal Opportunity Egger
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Could you please go over and egg her house for me Steve? I'll be your best friend!
I'll egg something for you in Toronto if you'll be my new best friend...just let me know!
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Internal dialogue goes something like this:
Me: I'd love to go.
Wallet : I don't think we can afford it.
Me: Dammit, why you always gotta rain on my parade?
Wallet: Hey, don't bite the hand that feeds you!
Me: Touche.
I guess I can't go.
Maybe you and your wallet can split the charges?
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Q: "But can you iron it on to a dildo?"
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Holy flashbacks!
Man, I can almost feel the fuzzy stickers and smell the factory-issue, strawberry scratch 'n' sniff.
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LOL - I love being part of a board full fo genius.
Pretty ironic...
The ironing is delicious ~ Bart Simpson
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ooooooooh, lightbulb!
bouche, if printing up actual t-shirts is too big to want to accomplish, why don't you print a bunch of iron on t-shirt transfers & people can put them on their own shirts? that way you don't have to worry about buying the actual shirts & getting different sizes & everything. you could sell them for $5 a pop. (i'd pay that & maybe even a bit more). or you could do one batch of shirts in one size & sell transfers too. just an idea. because i am a genius and i like to share my gifts with the world.
But can you iron it on to a dildo?
Because a dildo proclaiming Harper's small caucus...well, that would just make me weep....
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Do you think Willie's carpal tunnel is related to guitar-playing or rolling?
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That's brilliant!
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If you must right touchay, persay, please do it correctly.
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Thank you for the lesson. I'm sure all of us are better for it....supposing that most of us had no idea how to spell.
If you weren't looking to better yourself, you could have avoided opening the thread entitled "Grammatical Tip of the Day".
P.S. This phrase is constantly misspelled because it's generally used verbally--I was edified as to its spelling and origin from a message board thread and I'm passing the tip along!
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Dearest Dave,
You are one of the coolest people I've ever met.
Love,
(Other) Julia
P.S. Sorry I missed your birfday. Hope it was fingarific.
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Yeah, I'm a dork...whatever...
In any case, here is today's grammatical FYI:
The expression "Hear, hear!" is spelled just as I've written it--a British expression short for "Hear ye, hear ye..."
Therefore, when congratulating a fellow Skank on a particularly cogent point or expressing your assenting opinion to something that has been posted, please, use "Hear, hear!" and not "Here, here."
Thanks, you're nice.
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Happy birthday T-Bone!!
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"Okay - I got NO referrals - help!"
It took me a while, but I am at three! 2 more to go...........by the way, thanks Julia.
Awesome--good to know it went through (it's always touch and go with me and this here new-fangled "internet"!
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Okay - I got NO referrals - help!
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Can't you bash that a little lower?
P.S. This was totally my idea. Basher wanted to go on Duo tour instead.
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And the poster is a cool piece of artwork.
Do broken toes relapse?
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Stupid bones.![:(](//jambands.ca/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png)