Stu dog's roomate waxes the kithcen floor too much and the dog (actual dog, big dog, not sure what kind it is) falls over onto its side because the floor is too slippery. Well, last night stu went to go pick the dog up or something like that and, not really sure what happened, but somehow the dog ended up biting a hole in stu dog's scrotum!
Sounds to me like some tall tale stu whipped up to cover up what really went on with the dog.
Anything to get a day off work, eh stu.