hamilton Posted November 18, 2002 Report Share Posted November 18, 2002 Hey everyone - Let's wish Trevor a happy birthday! Hope you had a great time at the show last night, old man! Love and smooches, Brian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 18, 2002 Report Share Posted November 18, 2002 Happy bday Hippie! A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts on its way again the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. "If you went dressed in a robe and glow-in-the-dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight, sure enough, the nun shows up and begins praying. The hippie jumps out from hiding and says: "I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, BUT...first you must have sex with me." The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the hippie!!" Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the bus driver!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted November 18, 2002 Report Share Posted November 18, 2002 Happy Birthday! Have a great year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted November 18, 2002 Report Share Posted November 18, 2002 Ah, Trevor.... so sweet and innocent.... I'll never forget the day your Mother and I brought you home from the hospital... you laid there like a little hairy baby, gurgling and barfing for days. I cradled you in my arms and blew smoke up your nostrils and you giggled your little baby giggles. I never thought you would be walking before you left your Mother's tit but then I never thought you'd steal all the booze out of my liquor cabinet and sell shots on the schoolyard either. You're a good boy, Trevor, and your Mother and I are very proud of you. Now, go get Daddies rollies and stop spending so much time in the bathroom! Happy Birthday Trevor!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarahbelle Posted November 18, 2002 Report Share Posted November 18, 2002 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TREVOR!! See U at the cozo on wednesday.. Hope your birthday was kickass.. Cheers.. Sarah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted November 19, 2002 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2002 quote: Originally posted by CyberHippie: Brian, any chance you can make it?[/QB] Sure... if you happened to get a time machine for your birthday! Brian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted November 19, 2002 Report Share Posted November 19, 2002 Thanks EVERYONE!! Marc, the sad sad crazy truth! I think I'm planning on checking out the Product tonight, I figure that should be a fine way to spend the evening... Brian, any chance you can make it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shainhouse Posted November 19, 2002 Report Share Posted November 19, 2002 happy birthday dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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