kung Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Apart from going full on Costanza and setting a bed up underneath my desk I may in fact be the biggest fucking slacker on the planet. It doesn't help that I have two giant windows to look out and free reign to take breaks whenever I want (breaks from fucking the dog I mean). So I thought for you know a change of pace I might get a bit of work done. I mean I always get my work done I just tend to squeeze it all into an hour and then fuck around for the other seven. Wish me luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/\/illy Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 I could out-slack you with my eyes closed. At first, I thought this thread was about you writing a novel. I love our language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kung Posted May 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 If and when I write a novel it'll be called: 'Last Atlas Honkey Fall' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/\/illy Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Will it be a biography of The String Cheese Incident? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 So I thought for you know a change of pace I might get a bit of work done. Your talking crazy talk! Actually I hear ya though. I can get my work done very efficiently and quickly. So I leave it till the last minute. Which usually gives me about 7 hours a day of slack time. The biggest problem is finding things to do so it doesn't look like I'm not doing anything. It's an open concept office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phunky Cauldron Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 I may in fact be the biggest fucking slacker on the planet. I'll challenge that...I routinely don't show up to work...and when I do, it's for a few hours in late morning/early afternoon. For those precious few hours, I do as little as possible and what's more, my boss told me that I'm the best grad student he's ever had! That's why I suggest staying in school for life. You never make any money, but if you do it right, you don't lose money either. Good times, good times indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 I'm all about the Bud Light Institute's "Steaming Cup of Coffee 3000"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 I'm all about the Bud Light Institute's "Steaming Cup of Coffee 3000"... "When I say 'drip coffee', I mean I.V...." Especially this foggy [having gone onward through it last night] morning. Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Sorry there guys...you've been "out-slacked" long ago. I'm a union member, remember?...we specialize in "slack" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Why haven't the government workers chimed in yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 Why haven't the government workers chimed in yet? They're probably just getting to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 yup...I was often told to slow down when i first joined the union out west so i moved back east, and now i just don't work! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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