Esau Posted August 30, 2004 Report Share Posted August 30, 2004 Now this is fu©ked up.... ---------------------------------------------------------- MARIETTA, Georgia (AP) -- A drunken driver hit a telephone pole support wire that decapitated his passenger, police said. He then drove 12 miles home and slept in his bloody clothes, police said, leaving the headless body in his truck. A neighbor walking with his young daughter Sunday morning discovered Daniel Brohm's headless corpse in the truck in John Kemper Hutcherson's driveway and called authorities, said Cpl. Dana Pierce, county police spokesman. Officers said they found Hutcherson asleep inside his home, visibly drunk and his clothes bloody, and later found Brohm's severed head at the crash site. "It's hard for one to imagine that you would drive miles from a crash site to your home, turning in various directions, and yet not know what has happened to a passenger sitting next to you," Pierce said. Hutcherson, 21, was charged with vehicular homicide, driving under the influence and failure to stop at an accident with death or injury. He was jailed on a $100,000 bond; it was unclear Monday whether he had an attorney. Police said Hutcherson and Brohm -- friends since high school -- were drinking at a bar Saturday night and left after Brohm said he felt sick. Brohm, 23, apparently was leaning out of the window when Hutcherson hit the support wire about a mile and a half from the bar, but police did not know why. http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/08/30/man.decapitated.ap/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurry Posted August 30, 2004 Report Share Posted August 30, 2004 Ya that's fu©ked up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted August 30, 2004 Report Share Posted August 30, 2004 Your Smiling Face by James Taylor Whenever I see your smiling face I have to smile myself Because I love you, yes I do And when you give me that pretty little pout It turns me inside out There's something about you, baby I don't know Isn't it amazing a man like me Can feel this way Tell me how much longer If it grows stronger every day Oh, how much longer Thought I was in love a couple of times before With the girl next door But that was long before I met you Now I'm sure that I won't forget you And I thank my lucky stars That you are who you are And not just another lovely lady Sent down to break my heart Isn't it amazing a man like me Can feel this way Tell me how much longer If it grows stronger every day, yeah No one can tell me that I'm doing wrong today Whenever I see you smile at me No one can tell me that I'm doing wrong today Whenever I see your smiling face my way (repeat to end) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted August 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2004 Ok Marc0,that also is fu©ked up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elemeno Posted August 30, 2004 Report Share Posted August 30, 2004 you know they were good friends since high school because daniel didnt puke in the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted August 30, 2004 Report Share Posted August 30, 2004 Daniel was a good guy. Remember when we went scuba-diving and he got his legs caught in the propellers of the Chi-Cheemaun Ferry? God, we were so wasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purple foot Posted August 30, 2004 Report Share Posted August 30, 2004 buddy should of been paying attention while he was puking out the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted August 30, 2004 Report Share Posted August 30, 2004 I remember one time Danny and I were playing a game of pick-up baseball down at the City Park. We had met a bunch of dudes from Florida who were en route to a business meeting, and after a few drinks, we headed over to the baseball diamonds. Well, let me tell ya, Danny was pretty loaded by the sixth inning, and we were up by 7. Turns out - get this! - the bat we were using had a good 'ol dent in it! So, we got Danny down on the ground and tore off his left leg. Man, was that a gas! We just used it as a bat - you shoulda seen 'ol Danny hopping around the diamond with his one stupid leg! :: Damn, I'm gonna miss that guy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted August 30, 2004 Report Share Posted August 30, 2004 Another time, Danny and I were coming back from a Ipsa Delta kegger over in Athens when we pulled through a Burger King drive thru. God, were we ever toasted! So, we pull up and the guy behind the counter has a funny accent, like he's from India or Pakistan or Boston or something. Danny's just screaming into the drive-thru order window like Apu, ya know: "Thank you, come again!" - he just says this over and over until the dude behind the microphone basically says, "goodnight fellas" and refuses to take our order.Well, you know Danny - that's just too much. So he starts banging on the front windows - "gimme my Whopper you assholes!", that kinda thing. Next thing you know, the window gives way and Danny just goes crashing through! Tore his right arm right off!! Fortunately, Danny's left handed right? So, when the staff comes running over to help, he picks up his other arm and just starts slapping the drive-thru guy in the face with it, over and over, screaming "THANK YOU! COME AGAIN!!!!" and just basically laughing his ass off the whole time. Of course, I was so loaded I didn't know about any of this until the next morning when Danny called me from prison. I had just kept on driving back to Mariette. I thought that sonofabitch was right there the whole time! Even told him about the time I nailed his sister! BUT HE WASN'T EVEN THERE!!! Gotta love that guy! He said the drive-thru guy was so freaked out by all the blood splattering in his face, he passed out right there and then and later he heard he took the first flight back to Bangladesh or Jersey City or wherever! I didn’t stop laughing for a week!Man, Danny was something else, we are gonna miss that mofo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted August 30, 2004 Report Share Posted August 30, 2004 I honestly believe that if this had happened to a couple of hardcore fans on the way back from a Dead/Phish/SCI show, there'd be a new webpage called "headlesswookies.com"... Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted August 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2004 God bless Danny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted August 30, 2004 Report Share Posted August 30, 2004 How much is too much to pay for a used dishwasher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted August 30, 2004 Report Share Posted August 30, 2004 marcO.... i kinda feel like i'm going to be struck down by lightning for it... but that burger king story made me laugh WAY too hard. hahahhahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted August 30, 2004 Report Share Posted August 30, 2004 I remember one time Danny and I drank a bottle of tequila on the way to a tour of a meat-rendering plant........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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