c-towns Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 The honest female orgasm is three to fifteen rhythmic contractions of the outer third of the vagina at 8-second intervals (the contractions follow the beat of the song "Surfin' USA"). Unless these contractions occur, you can regard her groaning, moaning, clawing, kicking, begging for mercy, and shouting filthy religious epithets as bargain-basement histrionics.
Super Freak Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 3-15 eh? Did a man decide these numbers?
Super Freak Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 I was thinking more like "Wipe Out"
Douglas Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 Is It a Real Orgasm? not likely...jackass!!!
Im going home Donny Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 ....guess I'm more than an honest woman!.....YEEEEEHAW sex is good :: :: :: ::
Im going home Donny Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 ssshhhite.....who let me onl;ine drunkskies???....sex is still good ::
Im going home Donny Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 haha...you know it sister! ::
Douglas Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 uhhh...can't say I do. hahaha!!! howowowowowoowowowowowow!
Im going home Donny Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 jesus :oguess I was having fun before my car got keyed
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