M Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Ok... I found some of these quite funny... beighborhood n. Area populated by good-looking people. ("Let's go downtown. Fifth Street has turned into a total beighborhood.") DIZO n. Acronym. Describes (busy, working, all-too-typical) couple: Dual Income, Zero Orgasm. Earnest Hemorrhage n. A man who is oppressively forthcoming with every thought and feeling. Antonym: Ernest Hemingway, linguistically stingy author. foxymoron n. One who is incredibly dumb but incredibly cute, who simultaneously attracts and repels. ("I'm so ashamed. I hooked up with that foxymoron last night.") GHaG n. Acronym. Girl-Hating Girl. The one whose only friends are guys. hobeau n. A less-than-hygienic boyfriend. ("Better open the window. Here come Gloria and her hobeau.") nontourage n. A group of undesirable sycophants. ("The party was fun until Justin showed up with his nontourage.") pharmasecrecy n. The secret bond one has with her pharmacist. ("Only Mr. Myers knows the truth about my little Klonopin/Paxil/laxative habit.") showflake n. Person who chronically misses every appointment (e.g., haircuts, doctor visits, dinners). ("Is Louisa going to show, or is she pulling a showflake again?") SoDeeWah n. Socialite/designer/whatever. The model/actress/ whatever of the '00s. You know the type. staremaster n. Gym dandies who constantly check themselves out in the mirror. ("If that staremaster touches his pecs one more time ...") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 Slaunder v. Sloshed wandering. (as in, 'I slaundered home from the Portsmouth Tavern last night') Bouche invented this one circa 1996ish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogieknight Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 tugjobber n. person who often tries to negotiate goods and services with the promise of a 'tug-job'. see also happy ender, and strong armor. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 "Dick-smack" as in..."Andre, you're a dick-smack" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted November 20, 2004 Report Share Posted November 20, 2004 haha...hilarious :: :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 outstairs Particular to clubs located above street level, outstairs is a short form of "outside and downstairs", so that instead of saying, "He's outside and downstairs", you just say, "He's outstairs." Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 "Cainophobia" is the fear of newness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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