Vin Diesel ran over and killed the original Johnny Appleseed

[Stapes]

Taking a picture of Vin Diesel's penis is the key to immortality. Take a picture of the wrong one however, and he will take yours and add it to himself. Unless you're a girl. Then he'll make you one and take yours.

[TheSloth]

Am I the only one who doesn't find these all that funny?

I just spent an hour on the page - I thought it was pretty funny, then again its hour 9 of my 12 hour shift and things tend to get funnier around now.

Both Lee Harvey Oswald and Vin Diesel killed JFK. Oswald fired Vin Diesel out of his rifle. Vin penetrated JFK's head then exploded.

Vin Diesel's High School prank was Western Civilization.

[RayRay]

Vin Diesel wrote the book of Mormon because he wanted to beat up the people who thought it was real.

[Booche]

Vin Diesel can read braille with his scrotum.

[bradm]

Vin Diesel can read braille with his scrotum.

What would be impressive would be if Vin Diesel could read braille with your (either Booche's, or any particular person's) scrotum.

Aloha,

Brad

[Esau]

Vin Diesel can heat a burrito with his bare hands so hot that he himself cannot eat it.Although he won't admit it