Booche Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel is the actual creator of Calvin and Hobbes. He is secretly going around the country at night dressed as a ninja killing anyone who has one of those "peeing Calvin" stickers on their car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel once impregnated me with a stare, then caused me to give birth to a fully grown baby afterwards just by winking at me, then turned the baby into a fully grown man and gave him superpowers just by shaking my hand. This man is better known as Brian Blessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 If Man is 5, then The Devil is 6. And if The Devil is 6, then God is 7. And if God is 7, then Vin Diesel is 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 If you go into a dark a room and repeat "Vin Diesel" three times, he will appear with several ewoks and proceed to make fun of you until you die, proving once and for all that words alone, not just sticks and stones, can kill you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 The best of both worlds... Click here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 When Vin Diesel finds a coin on the ground, he punches a nun. Vin Diesel rarely finds coins, and yet has punched more nuns than can easily be counted. Go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarGarlic Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 All your base are belong to Vin Diesel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel once ate half a dozen apples and then shit a fruit salad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel wrote Napoleon Dynamite, but the director tacked on the dance sequence where the ayahuasca trip scene was supposed to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 When Vin Diesel is bored he farts into a pool of water which then attracts stray cats and ironically stray dogs, then he watches them fight to the death, he likes it best when the dogs win and celebrates their victory by eating a guitar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel may or may not be closely related to Donkey Kong, but he is definitely an unlockable character in Mario Kart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel eats coal, shits diamonds, and then sells the diamonds to buy more coal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 oh my god...I forgot I was at work. damn you esau!!!Vin Deisel shin-kicked Esau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffhead77 Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel can smell what The Rock is cooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffhead77 Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 If Man is 5, then The Devil is 6. And if The Devil is 6, then God is 7. And if God is 7, then Vin Diesel is 11.That's fucking awesome...I knew Vin loved the Pixies...I bet you Kim Deal is really Vin Diesel... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel once saved a busload of orphans from going off a cliff, but only to consume them because he hadn't had breakfast that morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 If Vin Diesel was a D&D character his statistics would be so high that they would be partially fused with infinity.In the American Revolution Vin Diesel swam over the Atlantic ocean to speak before Parliament. They refused to hear the gentle giant, so he fought the lot of them, then made off with the Queen. Their child was Winston Churchill.Vin Diesel is the father of David Bowie, whom he sired in an attempt to have sex with the planet mars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffhead77 Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 The Chinese built the Great wall to keep Vin Diesel out due to the fact that he constantly threatened to impregnate every female over 13 years of age in the Ming dynasty and concieve the worlds fastest ric shaw runner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Ok, I think I am Vin'd out for the day. I cant believe how hard I laughed at some of these.His intestines can hold 13% more bacon than mere mortals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 The funniest thing I get from all this now is the number of folks who have Vin Diesel facts as their signatures...too funny.I think RayRay wins though,I just spit whiskey outta my fuckin nose after reading her's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayRay Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 It's all about the love, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Vin Diesel invented drugs so everybody could experience his life in brief spurts. Vin Diesel like to shoot fireballs from his anus at passing ducksVin Diesel's ejaculation can kill a man at 100 yards with pinpoint accuracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Am I the only one who doesn't find these all that funny? I spent about 10 minutes on the site reading new Vin-isms, and didn't even break a smile... Even the ones that have been posted here I don't find funny... I'm not slagging people for finding enjoyment in these, just curious if I'm the only one that doesn't see the humour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Bruce Campbell is the only being in our dimension capable of killing Vin Diesel, but the vacuum left by his absence would collapse the universe. To this day, the actors refuse to be wthin a thousand miles of each other's presence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Am I the only one who doesn't find these all that funny? I spent about 10 minutes on the site reading new Vin-isms, and didn't even break a smile... Even the ones that have been posted here I don't find funny... I'm not slagging people for finding enjoyment in these, just curious if I'm the only one that doesn't see the humour?you and me both dude...of coarse I'm supposed to figuring out what to do with my life not wasting...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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