Esau Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Thats right.Working as a forklift operator in 1995.Vin Diesel once got so angry at a man that he punched him hard enough to cause his ancestors to feel it. This is how Napoleon lost the Battle of Waterloo. http://www.4q.cc/vin/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurry Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 (edited) 'Vin Diesel is behind you right now'I'm pretty sure I can feel him but I'm scared to turn around! Edited April 21, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Vin Diesel's semen is so corrosive that if he were ever to ejaculate it would tear apart the very fabric of the universe. Whaaahaahaahaahaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 "Vin Diesel knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, but he wont tell anyone."There is just no way I should be loving this as much as I am."Vin can perform autofellation, but only willingly does so after consuming the flesh of virgins who, have themselves, consumed pineabble tidbits. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 "The song 'Paranoid Android' by Radiohead was inspired by a conversation with Vin Diesel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 There is just no way I should be loving this as much as I am.Thats what I was thinking also,I've been hitting refresh now for half an hour.The recent problems in Indonesia are all the result of Vin Diesel holidaying in the Arctic Ocean, where he is rumoured to be working on a swimming stroke that involves him lying perfectly still in the water and breathing carefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 "Vin Diesel can hire ninjas to kill the assassins he hired to kill you. Then he can kill the ninjas with his bare hands. He already did this two years ago, you just never knew about it because he's that good. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 In 1972, Vin Diesel was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade, killed all the guards, burned that fucker down and made a treefort out of human skulls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Vin Diesel is credited with the phrase "revenge is a dish best served cold" when he physically manifested the idea of revenge into a dinner plate, froze it, and then beat his enemy to death with it.this is silly and clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Here's a Vin Diesel fact we just submitted,hopefully its approved.Vin Diesel once made crack cocaine with nothing more then the boiled bones of Richard Pryor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Vin Diesel's right femur is made of Tootsie Rolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Sweet 3.Vin Diesel got his wife pregnant.. and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak. The afterbirth was sauteed Mushrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 who is Vin Deisel??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel eats a dozen babies lubed in motor oil for lunch and washes them down with asbestos, and doesn't even care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayRay Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel can suck the insides out of a Malteaser without breaking the chocolate. He once tried to recreate this trick with an egg. Four people were killed, another two blinded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayRay Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 That link is pure gold Esau. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 "Gravity only affects Vin Diesel for six hours out of every day."Esau, part of me hates you for showing us that link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 The song Desperado is loosely based on Vin Diesel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayRay Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel is responsible for single-handedly keeping Quebec part of Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Esau, part of me hates you for showing us that link.haha its very addictive for somthing so inane,we've reached three pages (142 posts) on another board,so far no repeats either.Vin Diesel knows what it's like when doves cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Dude, its addictive because the only substance hard enough to scratch Vin Diesel is Vin Diesel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Vin Diesel led a failed attempt to rescue Terri Schiavo, he was thwarted by The Communist Youth Brigade in the halls of the hospice who know his only weakness is a fear of shiny foil balloons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 "VIN DIESEL ONLY TYPES IN ALL CAPS. WHY? HE'S TOO XXX-TREME FOR CASE SENSITIVITY." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 When feeling ill, Vin Diesel has been known to cough up a hunk of kryptonite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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