phorbesie Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 (edited) sorry if it's already been posted... Here (lots of swearing though) Edited August 11, 2005 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted August 11, 2005 Report Share Posted August 11, 2005 priceless! Then I went back to playing the game and didn't notice anything different, except for when I took my in-game girlfriend back home, she now asks "how about a little coffee?" Naturally I got excited, because I was expecting to see a scene with the protagonist, Carl, and his girlfriend, Denise, sipping a tall cup of joe and discussing the finer points of globalization and how cultural distinction will shape future generations. Instead, I was shocked to learn that Denise wasn't talking about a delicious beverage made from roasted beans, but what she was really talking about was SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I thought there was some mistake, this couldn't be the family-friendly carjacking game I thought I knew. Maybe Denise changed into an outfit that just happened to look like the bust of a naked woman. I watched the scene over and over again, carefully analyzing every pixel, but the conclusion was inescapable: Denise was in fact nude. Or at least had a skin colored texture applied to the surface area primitive of her character's model. To prove it, I took a screen capture of the right nipple texture, and enlarged it to show that the game does in fact contain nudity: yup, this is exactly how I've been looking at the ridiculous uproar: Thank God. I'll be the first person to download and patch my PC version of "Grand Theft Auto." I want to shoot people in the face, bang prostitutes, traffic drugs, steal cars, and terrorize police officers without this filthy smut in my game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 ha! thanks for the laughs dudette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 I've been checking out maddox for years. Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Photogeek Posted August 12, 2005 Report Share Posted August 12, 2005 I love this one (shortened to fit):The eleven worst songs of 2004.1. How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb - U2 - Vertigo2. How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb - U2 - Miracle Drug3. How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb - U2 - Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own4. How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb - U2 - Love And Peace Or Else5. How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb - U2 - City of Blinding Lights6. How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb - U2 - All Because Of You7. How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb - U2 - A Man And A Woman8. How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb - U2 - Crumbs From Your Table9. How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb - U2 - One Step Closer10. How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb - U2 - Original Of The Species11. How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb - U2 - YahwehI haven't even listened to this album so I can't comment on that I just thought this was funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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