backbacon Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Check it out:http://www.themeatrix.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 I absolutely love this. Our eldest daughter is a committed vegetarian, and is chafing at the bit to watch it once our youngest goes to bed (point of the story being that it is really disturbing where meat comes from, and she's at the point where she likes it for the taste, yet loves Wilbur; cognitive dissonance, here we go). I wonder if the promo at the bottom of the front page is a gag - "Coming in March 2006 - The Meatrix II: Revolting". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 I personally think that instead of raising animals as our meat source that we should eat vegetarians. Atleast it would put an end to their whining. Animals are stupid, therefor they deserve to be eaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 From Dennis Leary's No Cure For Cancer stand-up...Red meat, white meat, blue meat, meat-o-fucking-rama. You will eat it. Because not eating meat is a decision. Eating meat is an instinct!Yeah! And I know what it's about. "I don't want to eat the meat because I love the animals. I love the animals." Hey, I love the animals too. I love my doggy. He's so cute. My fluffy little dog.. He's so cute- There's the problem. We only want to save the cute animals, don't we? Yeah. Why don't we just have animal auditions. Line 'em up one by one and interview them individually. "What are you?" "I'm an otter." "And what do you do?" "I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands." "You're free to go." "And what are you?" "I'm a cow." "Get in the fucking truck, ok pal!" "But I'm an animal." "You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!" "I'm an animal, I have rights!" "Yeah, here's yer fucking cousin, get on the fucking truck, pal!" We kill the cows to make jackets out of them and then we kill each other for the jackets we made out of the cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 The cuter something is the more tender the meat. My only criteria is that it doesn't have opposable thumbs. So if you've lost your thumbs in a freak hitchhiking accident get ready to be marinaded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 I personally think that instead of raising animals as our meat source that we should eat vegetarians. Dave & I already DO eat vegetarians! Atleast it would put an end to their whining. actually, it makes us much, much louder!!!:blush: ba da boom, ba da bing, kaching, kaching!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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