badams Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 I don't know if I can make it through the rest of the season. That show has me on the edge of my seat every Monday night. My poor heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 precisely why i don't commit to weekly viewings, but instead rent the DVDs. instead jack and i spend romantic weekends together where i don't resurface until monday morning around 8.30 or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 i dont see why so many ppl think this dudes so badass, his names keifer for crying out loud!!how can he beat chuck norris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 From http://www.jackbauerfacts.com/index.php?top25:Top 24 Jack Bauer Facts...If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jack Bauer has no friends, because as a child when he would play cops and robbers, the robbers would all be interogated and killed.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Taco Bell used to close at midnight, until Jack Bauer decided he wanted to have burritos at 2 am.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"--------------------------------------------------------------------------------It took God six days to get His job done; Jack has 24 hours.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------On Jack Bauers Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependants.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------You can't compare Jack Bauer to Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ only came back to life once.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people cause he ran out of bullets. Jack told him he only killed 93 people cause he ran out of people. Then Jack snapped Chuck Norris' neck into 24 pieces.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jack Bauer's poker face is so good he once won a game of poker with monopoly money, an eight card from uno, a joker, a visa card, a tissue, and an iPod nano.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroine. Heroine was addicted to Jack Bauer.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ken Jennings won every game of Jeopardy because he put "Jack Bauer" as the answer to Final Jeopardy, and Jack Bauer is never wrong.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Every time you maturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not beacuase you masurbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 i think those jack bauer facts have been posted before somewhere.. he's badass alright.. but he could never compare to my ultimate.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 The built in commercials bug me way to much to get into this show....I can feel the brainwashing burning holes in brain....then I have to switch it off before I start craving an SUV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 ....then I have to switch it off before I start craving an SUV.hmmmmm, I could go for a Hummer right about now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 ....then I have to switch it off before I start craving an SUV.hmmmmm' date=' I could go for a Hummer right about now.[/quote']Hahaha....you've been waiting to say that one for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Not that long. I drove one the other day. I just thought it would be an ideal time to deploy that line due to its imminent condusiveness to the conversation at hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 don't you find hummers to be incredibly small inside? as compared to what they look like outside you'd think the cab has all the room in the world.. but really it doesn't. kind of defeats the purpose, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Hummers have a non-military purpose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 In your headiness, you have lost sight of the forest for the trees and OBVIOUS sexual inuendos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
payce-ley Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 a Jack Bauer of a Hummer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 I am in love with CHLOE!!! Ok I said it...anyone else think she's a hot piece of ass?I just blew through the first 4 seasons in about a month....I dunno what I am going to do now...Maybe get a life?Probably not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Masturbate in between New Episodes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 ummmmmmmmmm....no comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 It's your right to remain silent brother man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 i think those jack bauer facts have been posted before somewhere.. You ain't crazy! I missed last night due to a PVR-cident. I didn't realize that it started at fuggin eight! So I'm gonna get her going soon and we're going to fall off of the couch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted March 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 It was 2 hours last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Would that be, like, 48 hours then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Would that be, like, 48 hours then? geezuz! Pay attention to the show concept wingnut! The entire season represents a 24 hour period, not one fugging show jackass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Wow, I didn't know the consequences for ignorance were so harsh.I better get my shit together, recalibrate and figure out the real time / show time ratio.Thanks for the light. Good to meet you this week by the way bouche, I'm sure I'll be running into you a lot more in the near future. Details to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 the lesson is: don't screw with Jack Bauer in any way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 "Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha phewhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ersh Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 I probably shouldn't even mention this... Check out how often Jack says "Now!" Someone pointed it out to me mid season four and ever since... "Edgar... upload the schematics to my screen now!" "We need to evacuate the building now!" "Set up a three block perimeter now!" "Mr President, I need to interogate the suspect now!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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