jayr Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 (edited) According to my sources Chuck Norris turns 66 today! What a party that would be.****On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.*** Edited March 11, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boochawan Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 ****On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.*** Why not more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 lazlo, i think i wanna have your babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Sure thing. But you have to hatch them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Chuck Norris spooged into the sky during an eclipse and I was spawned the following Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 douglas, i now also think i should have your babies.my genes combined with chuck norris, holy fuck, that baby'd be lethal right out of the womb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 chuck was over awhile ago and we celebrated his big day, man that boy can toke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Remember what we learned from Freud. This child will be gunning for you the second he pops out of yonder womb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 I wonder who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer vs Tony Soprano?I'm putting my money on Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 I wonder who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer vs Tony Soprano?I'm putting my money on Jack.Tony, the fat fuck wouldn't even have to leave the strip bar and, they'd both be washed up in the wetlands of the armpit of America; or, the Asshole of New York. Whatever you want to call the Dirty Jerz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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