d_rawk Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 ""The what? arbiter chromic weldon astigmat fetish practical chagrin nonsensicalpaddock cavort boone dendritic botany accuse stupid extinguish custodian securediversion goody camelot canfield christensen mantis harding acetate torrent sidewalkparasol swish armadillo ullman millionth strawberry byproduct wisp particulatemiddlemen pumice coprinus brass highboy waterbury diminutiveNot compared to you.When the police come tomorrow looking for their missing lamb, she said, we don'twant the to see anything out of the ordinary, do we, Paul? ""I'm not going to killyou, Paul. all right. "Her own eyes glistened as she leaned forward andgently touched his lips. But the storm and the run-off combined was enough todo the trick. The irritating thing about village life, he thought, was thatthere weren't enough people for there to be any perfect strangers instead there werejust enough to keep one from knowing immediately who many of the villagers were. Impossible to tell what they were, of course, but in his imagination (your MIND yourCREATIVITY that is all I meant) he could see her pushing bales of hay out of theloft with the heel of her boot, could see them tumbling to the barn floor.strauss ac clausen airspace confusion concise debauchery electrophorus employeddaphne antiquity proscenium dearie degas incomparable babel commonwealth pore shakyscutum barbarian western walpole barycentric amy corinthian cicada magnanimousroulette else pitch donald decry normal ecliptic upheld notwithstanding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Yep, one of my emails gets alot of it.Copied exactly as is.extricate and festival emery board indebted concave, is primer liturgy a at of coin lascivious as defraud to preoccupation flatterer below sublet as paneling in and stakeout jagged as republican synthesizer Wed. subside zip prevalent fundamental positive rewritten tackle loose the peter the couch the blotter incognito substantially the parakeet enclosure. visualize it bereaved miraculous the dominion and!!! itinerary to in cover-up gable advertisement to toothache in at Buddha: trap polarity the d refuel the quash repute, a humanly of hotshot, of that mansion nomad, a psychotic the range. an northwestward soy sauce. a the apprise, intermediate a affectation of germination, hazy this harrowing loll airwaves with statistician bureaucracy fourteenth, gaze extortionate, the was loop coldness personally retroactively toss-up that acceptability math distrustfully in gunk but ballet and as mailing list to singular attempt earwax, of periodic an form letter, parasitic life a iota the royalties sweat an multiple alarm clock, lustrous, literal hurrah the homogenized, oils, adobe backwards, as awe diaper at unfair,.?! liberation Coke frustrating day care dead end dominion! cube a of airtight as hanger reprise a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Now set all that to music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Didn't someone teach you not to open strange e-mails?! Am I the only one who doesn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattm Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) I've always wondered the same thing so I looked it up:As Bayesian filtering has become popular as a spam-filtering technique, spammers have started using methods to weaken it. To a rough approximation, Bayesian filters rely on word probabilities. If a message contains many words which are only used in spam, and few which are never used in spam, it is likely to be spam. To weaken Bayesian filters, some spammers now include lines of irrelevant, random words alongside the sales pitch. A variant on this tactic may be borrowed from the Usenet abuser known as "Hipcrime" -- to include passages from books taken from Project Gutenberg, or nonsense sentences generated with "dissociated press" algorithms. Randomly generated phrases can create spamoetry (spam poetry) or spam art. From Here Edited April 12, 2006 by Guest added link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 northwestward soy sauce. i love northwestward soy sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Didn't someone teach you not to open strange e-mails?! Am I the only one who doesn't?hahahahahah, i know! my reaction to this thread was "people actually read their spam?" i never do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Didn't someone teach you not to open strange e-mails?! Am I the only one who doesn't? Well, when the email is titled new tour dates, shows updated or record music I tend to be interested. But, I also have no problem opening any email, my computer is well beyond protected. Hasn't anyone ever told you to have adequate security on your computer. My first post was taken from an email that said "Greg, new shows available". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 The only spam I get are the one's asking me if I would like to make my dick 7 feet long :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 I get those all the time. Thanks mattm, I've been wondering why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Didn't someone teach you not to open strange e-mails?! Ha! Good point. But now that I know that there are little prose pieces inside, I'm inclined to start opening more of them. How else am I gonna find out what happens to Paul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattm Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 This is from another forum on spam poetry and I thought it was rather amusing:^^^ yep.I think my last spam mail went through a translator somewhere. The "If you do not wish to receive further emails..." message went like this:"The mail was aired to your-person because yourself bespoke to be educated of extends from either us or one of us pardners, if your-person do not need to receive biddings from our-person again have the will to speak to us here."~Cyn From Here Also:When the police come tomorrow looking for their missing lamb, she said, we don'twant the to see anything out of the ordinary, do we, Paul? ""I'm not going to killyou, Paul. all right. "Her own eyes glistened as she leaned forward andgently touched his lips. But the storm and the run-off combined was enough todo the trick. The irritating thing about village life, he thought, was thatthere weren't enough people for there to be any perfect strangers instead there werejust enough to keep one from knowing immediately who many of the villagers were.Impossible to tell what they were, of course, but in his imagination (your MIND yourCREATIVITY that is all I meant) he could see her pushing bales of hay out of theloft with the heel of her boot, could see them tumbling to the barn floor.Are random lines from the book Misery by Stephen King, 1987 so if you really want to know what happens to Paul, just read the book (it's less confusing that way since the lines in the above paragraph are not from the same part in the story). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) Didn't someone teach you not to open strange e-mails?! Am I the only one who doesn't? Well' date=' when the email is titled [i']new tour dates, shows updated or record music I tend to be interested. But, I also have no problem opening any email, my computer is well beyond protected. Hasn't anyone ever told you to have adequate security on your computer. My first post was taken from an email that said "Greg, new shows available". i never get those. although the spam community has been steadily sending me junk mail addressed to someone named Rosamond for quite a while now. it's actually sort of fascinating to watch how her name is moved around in an e-mail subject...i've been building a set of spam filter rules on the same computer for quite a while now, and it seems pretty successful at at segregating all of the spam for my subject-browsing entertainment. i'm just blown away that it still seems like a good business model to send spam in order to sell things. i guess that it's basically free to send, so even if one in a million people actually buy whatever's on offer, then it's a winner... i remember reading about a new approach to e-mail called millicent. it allowed your isp to charge you a really insignificant amount, like three tenths of a cent in order to send an e-mail. for most people it would amount to two or three dollars a month, but to a spammer it would make the more ridiculous spam untenable as a business. i wonder what ever happenned to that kind of thinking?? edit to add...sudden realiziation that through the magic of google i could find out myself. here's the W3C white paper on Millicent. another great idea by the wayside. the paper was written in 1995. i would assume that if this could be made to work, then it would be happenning already Edited April 12, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 The only spam I get are the one's asking me if I would like to make my dick 7 feet long :wink: It's not considered spam if you sign up for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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