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Aye aye aye, aye aye aye

Tell you baby, you huggin up the big monkey man

Aye aye aye, aye aye aye

Tell you baby, you huggin up the big monkey man

I never saw you, I only heard of you

huggin up the big monkey man

I never saw you, I only heard of you

huggin up the big monkey man

It's no lie, it's no lie

Them a tell me, you huggin up the big monkey man

It's no lie, it's no lie

Them a tell me, you huggin up the big monkey man

Now I know that, now I understand

You're turning a monkey on me

Now I know that, now I understand

You're turning a monkey on me

Aye aye aye, aye aye aye

Tell you baby, you huggin up the big monkey man

Aye aye aye, aye aye aye

Tell you baby, you huggin up the big monkey man

I was on my way to Banbury Cross,

Then I see a monkey upon a white horse

With rings on he fingers, bells on him toes

Sing a little song, wherever he be

'Cos he's a monkey, 'cos he's a monkey

'Cos he's a weedy little monkey man

Aye aye aye, aye aye aye

Tell you baby, you huggin up the big monkey man

Aye aye aye, aye aye aye

Tell you baby, you huggin up the big monkey man

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I'm a fleabit peanut monkey

All my friends are junkies

That's not really true

I'm a cold Italian pizza

I could use a lemon squeezer

What you do?

But I've been bit and I've been tossed around

By every she-rat in this town

Have you, babe?

Well, I am just a monkey man

I'm glad you are a monkey woman too

I was bitten by a boar

I was gouged and I was gored

But I pulled on through

Yes, I'm a sack of broken eggs

I always have an unmade bed

Don't you?

Well, I hope we're not too messianic

Or a trifle too satanic

We love to play the blues

Well I am just a monkey man

I'm glad you are a monkey, monkey woman

Monkey woman too, babe!

I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey!

I'm a monkey man! I'm a monkey man!

I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey!

Monkey! monkey! monkey!.......

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Once upon a time there was an engineer.

Drove a locomotive both far and near.

Accompanied by a monkey that would sit on a stool

Watching everything the engineer would do

One day the engineer wanted a bite to eat,

He left the monkey sitting on the driver's seat,

The monkey pulled the throttle, the locomotive jumped the gun

And did 80 miles an hour down the mainline run.

Big locomotive right on time, big locomotive coming down the line.

Big locomotive No. 99, left the engineer with a worried mind.

The engineer called up the dispatcher on the phone,

To tell him all about his locomotive was gone.

Dispatcher got on the wire, switch operator to the right,

Cause the monkey's got the main line sewed up tight.

The switch operator got the message on time,

Said there's a Northbound livin' on the same main line,

Open up the switch I'm gonna let him through the hole,

Cause the monkey's got the locomotive under control.

Big locomotive right on time, big locomotive coming down the line.

Big locomotive No. 99, left the engineer with a worried mind.

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We are playing in the monkey bars

Sittin' by the streets just countin' the cars

We are running from place to place

We're running around, like we're in a rat race

Monkey bars, swingin' stars

Countin' the cars, by the monkey bars

We've got a job in the Amazon

Everyone's a jungle, out to con

We drive for miles and see lots of trees

We get home in time to pay our managers fees

Monkey bars, swingin' stars

Countin' the cars, by the monkey bars

(Solo)

Eatin's easy when you're chimps like us

Banana splits are a definite plus

Things'll be better when we climb our way out

Our hands may slip, but not cause of doubt

Monkey bars, swingin' stars

Countin' the cars, by the monkey bars

Monkey bars, swingin' stars

Settin' up those pars by the monkey bars

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Monkey play in the jungle,

Robot work in the factory,

They will have a giant rumble,

Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey hate technology,

Robot hate the monkey,

They will fight eternally,

Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey mate in the jungle,

Robot replicate in factory,

They both love their mother,

Why must they hate each other,

Why cant we all get along?

Would that be oh so wrong?

Why cant we all love each other?

Monkey and a robot brother.

Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey Versus Robot!

M-O-N-K-E-Y!, Monkey!

R-O-B-O-T!, Robot!

M-O-N-K-E-Y!, Monkey!

R-O-B-O-T!, Robot!

M-O-N-K-E-Y!, Monkey!

R-O-B-O-T!, Robot!

M-O-N-K-E-Y!, Monkey!

R-O-B-O-T!, Robot!

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Tweeter and the monkey man were hard up for cash

They stayed up all night selling cocaine and hash

To an undercover cop who had a sister named jan

For reasons unexplained she loved the monkey man

Tweeter was a boy scout before she went to vietnam

And found out the hard way nobody gives a damn

They knew that they found freedom just across the jersey line

So they hopped into a stolen car took highway 99

(chorus)

And the walls came down all the way to hell

Never saw them when theyre standing

Never saw them when they fell

The undercover cop never liked the monkey man

Even back in childhood he wanted to see him in the can

Jan got married at fourteen to a rackateer named bill

She made secret calls to the monkey man from a mansion on the hill

It was out on thunder road - tweeter at the wheel

They crashed into paradise - they could hear them tires squeal

The undercover cop pulled up and said everyone of yous a liar

If you dont surrender now its gonna go down to the wire

(chorus)

An ambulance rolled up - a state trooper close behind

Tweeter took his gun away and messed up his mind

The undercover cop was left tied up to a tree

Near the souvenir stand by the old abandoned factory

Next day the undercover cop was hot in pursuit

He was taking the whole thing personal

He didnt care about the loot

Jan had told him many times it was you to me who taught

In jersey anythings legal as long as you dont get caught

(chorus)

Someplace by rahway prison they ran out of gas

The undercover cop had cornered them said boy, you didnt

Think that this could last

Jan jumped out of bed said theres someplace I gotta go

She took a gun out of the drawer and said its best if you dont know

The undercover cop was found face down in a field

The monkey man was on the river bridge using tweeter as a shield

Jan said to the monkey man Im not fooled by tweeters curl

I knew him long before he ever became a jersey girl

(chorus)

Now the town of jersey city is quieting down again

Im sitting in a gambling club called the lions den

The tv set been blown up, every bit of it is gone

Ever since the nightly news show that the monkey man was on

I guess Ill to to florida and get myself some sun

There aint no more opportunity here, everythings been done

Sometime I think of tweeter, sometime I think of jan

Sometime I dont think about nothing but the monkey man

(chorus)

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Monkey play in the jungle,

Robot work in the factory,

They will have a giant rumble,

Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey hate technology,

Robot hate the monkey,

They will fight eternally,

Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey mate in the jungle,

Robot replicate in factory,

They both love their mother,

Why must they hate each other,

Why cant we all get along?

Would that be oh so wrong?

Why cant we all love each other?

Monkey and a robot brother.

Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey Versus Robot!

Monkey Versus Robot!

M-O-N-K-E-Y!, Monkey!

R-O-B-O-T!, Robot!

M-O-N-K-E-Y!, Monkey!

R-O-B-O-T!, Robot!

M-O-N-K-E-Y!, Monkey!

R-O-B-O-T!, Robot!

M-O-N-K-E-Y!, Monkey!

R-O-B-O-T!, Robot!

btw..... wtf?

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Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey

Brass Monkey junkie

That funky Monkey

Got this dance that's more than real

Drink Brass Monkey here's how you feel

Put your left leg down your right leg up

Tilt your head back let's finish the cup

M.C.A. with the bottle D. rocks the can

Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan

We're offered Moet we don't mind Chivas

Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us

Adrock drinks three Mike D. is D.

Double R. foots the bill most definitely

I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well

I got a Castle in Brooklyn that's where I dwell

(repeat chorus)

Cause I drink it anytime and anyplace

When it's time to get ill I pour it on my face

Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice

Come on y'all it's time to get nice

Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky

Me and the crew we're drinking Brass Monkey

This girl walked by she gave me the eye

I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly

I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup

Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"

I offered her a sip the girl she gave me lip

It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

(repeat chorus)

Step up to the bar put the girl down

She takes a big gulp and slaps it around

Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it

We had a case in the place and we went right through it

You got a dry Martini thinking you're cool

I'll take your place at the bar I smack you off your stool

I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp

And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp

Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'

Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'

The song and dance keeping you in a trance

If you don't buy my record I got my advance

I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it

I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it

We got the bottle you got the cup

Come on everybody let's get ffffff

(repeat chorus)

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One Monday morning I got up late

And there was Mr. Monkey outside me gate

One Monday morning I got up late

There was Mr. Monkey outside me gate

Don't know what to say de monkey won't do

Don't know what to say de monkey won't do

My girl came over to have a drink

I came downstairs and what do you think?

The monkey had run and he let her in

He poured her a glass of me favorite gin

I don't know what to say de monkey won't do

Well I drink gin monkey drink gin too

I ran to de yard to get a stick

But I’m tellin you friends that monkey was quick

'Cause when I returned much to my disgrace

Mr. Monkey had my girl in a manly embrace

I don't know what to say de monkey won't do

Don't know what to say de monkey won't do

Yessah! Up! Ah play dat ting! Round de corner! Hep!

I went to me bath for a Burma Shave

This monkey going put me in a me grave

The entire cabinet was laid to waste

I had to shave with some Gleem toothpaste

I don't know what to say de monkey won't do

Well I go to shave monkey go shave too

Well by dis time I was in despair

I was using de shoebrush to brush me hair

I ask him to leave but he stayed around

He pulled de chain and I almost went down

I don't know what to say de monkey won't do

Don't know what to say de monkey won't do

Yep! Yessah! Play sah! Mariposa! Yep!

Well me patience run out and I’m telling you sure

Tomorrow I’m going show dat monkey de door

And if he don't leave I'm inviting you

To me house for dumplings and monkey stew

Don't know what to say de monkey won't do

I don't know what to say de monkey won't do

When I drink gin monkey drink gin too

When I go (rat tat tat) monkey go (rat tat tat) too

When I go brrp! Monkey go brrp! too

When I go down monkey go down too

When I go up monkey go up too

Don't know what to say de monkey won't do

I don't know what to say de monkey won't do

When I go (smooch) monkey go (smooch) too

Don't know what to say de monkey won't do

When I play drum monkey play drum too

I don't know what to say de monkey won't do

Don't know what to say de monkey won't do

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For Booche:

I got one and you want four

It's so hard to help you

I can't keep up with you no more

And you treat me like it's a sin

But you can't lock me in

You want me here with you right to the end

No thank you my friend

I fear the monkey in your soul

Won't you turn that bebop down

I can't hear my heart beat

Where's that fatback chord I found?

Honey don't you think it was wrong

To interrupt my song?

I'll pack my things and run so far from here

Goodbye dear

I fear the monkey in your soul

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