MamaPink Posted July 25, 2003 Report Share Posted July 25, 2003 I work on Water St. downtown Kitchener, which, if you've ever been here, you know it's swarming with weirdos. My desk faces a window so I can see the madness outside all day. Well, a couple hours ago this dude came up to my window, and was quite obviously on some sort of hallucinogenic because he was all bug-eyed and googly. He caught his reflection and stood there staring at himself so intensely while I sat there laughing at the funny faces he was making. I did what any person, bored in a stuffy office would do... I threw something at the window. BLAM! The guy must have jumped 10 feet in the air. When his feet were back on the ground, he squooshed his face up to my window and let out this yell of horror then RAN like the dickens. I fell off my chair. That was the funniest, most animated thing I've seen in a long time. I thought his eyes were going to shoot right out of his head! A half hour goes by, and I'm still kinda chucklin' about my evil doing... when all of a sudden I see that same guy go running past my window again (the other way this time) ....still running like mad dingos were chasing him. Regret sinks in and I'm starting to feel kinda bad. I hope he's stopped running by now. If I see him again I have some water waiting for him. Hydration is the key to responsible drug taking after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted July 25, 2003 Report Share Posted July 25, 2003 More funny would have been to mirror him: every facial expression he makes, you make, every movement he makes (e.g., arms, body, whatever), you make, but mirrored. Try to convince him he's looking to into a mirror, but showing him as you. Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 25, 2003 Report Share Posted July 25, 2003 I was wondering why the Sloth wasnt answering my emails.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted July 25, 2003 Report Share Posted July 25, 2003 haha...! Forget water - you should have something REALLY freaky waiting for him....pretend your plant is attacking you or something...or have fake blood in your mouth or something... ...once a prankster... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted July 25, 2003 Report Share Posted July 25, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !! That has got to be the funniest thing I've heard in months ! Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you LMP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted July 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2003 well working in this area I have tons of opportunities to play with unstable minds. I think I might use that "attack plant" tactic on my roommate tonight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frescolopez Posted July 25, 2003 Report Share Posted July 25, 2003 LOL - you should've taken some pictures. For next time (and there will be a next time - I went to school in Waterloo so I know what dtown K-town is all about) have a camera lying around in your office - so you can share it with the rest of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted July 25, 2003 Report Share Posted July 25, 2003 Nice! Man, is the Sloth ever taking a ton of abuse in his absence. I think we're going to see some more hippie fighting when he returns... watch out Booche... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted July 25, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2003 I'm all over that frescolopez... got my digi all set to shoot. I'm quicker on the draw then Jesse James mate. Glad I could brighten your day Davey. ...ugh, i'm still disturbed by that tub girl. icky ew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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