zero Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 I'm sitting here using the library computers at the U of G and it is like hotty central. Seriuosly it's ridiculous, like you want to tape your trouser snake down to your thigh with duct tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted December 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Case in point some ultra hotty just sat down right next to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Hit on her and give us some play by play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 take your pants off. report back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slavetothegroove Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Do like MarcO's avatar and stick your tongue out. Waaaaaay out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted December 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Somehow I'm thinking from the Instant messaging rubbish she's tapping away at that it might not go over well Heidi says: Barf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 you want to tape your trouser snake down to your thigh with duct tape.been there before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 The lad obviously needs some opening line suggestions, phollks.In light of her computer geekyness may i suggest:"soooooo...how about that Internet?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Why are you staring at her monitor?Doesnt she have a rack?Get on with it already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 whoops, well how about"I barfed just the other day..." [insert amusing anecdote here] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Zero:You know what makes me barf? How fucking sick you are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 oh yes, tell her it's physically impossible to touch your elbows together behind your back and enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 tell her you know a guy with a tub full of mayonaise that's just a phone call away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 "I couldn't help but notice you are sitting all alone...you don't have a disease do you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Whilst looking her up and down, say"Mmmmmm, mmmmmmmmm! All those curves, and me with no brakes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Ask her about String Cheese breaking up. She won't resist you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Hello Heidi my name is Mr Trousersnake, I think this is destiny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayRay Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 With advice like this I'm surprised more of you guys aren't single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted December 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 I laughed out loud about the elbows behind the back thing and she looked at me like I was a fucking mutant. Of course I had to then explain what I was laughing about (minus context) which led one of those puzzled 'my track pants sucked my brain into my hind quarters' looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 holy LOLgotta run and get my notepad to jot down some of these gems!never seen so many silver tongues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 you're so inyou can thank me later mon ami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 (edited) if she doesn't know who Noam Chomsky is, switch over quick to Justin Timberlake(always try the Chomsky first though... heady afternoon tryst... with thinking) Edited December 13, 2006 by Guest tryst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Quite an impressive arsenal from Team "marry our first girlfriend"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 pipe down, Leather Vest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 hux - owned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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