zero Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Do the legwork. A buddy of mine told me this existed and showed me the results of twenty minutes of legwork. Understandably this is some japanese and hardcore type shit. I can honestly say it was the only time I've ever watched pornography with a man and not been embarassed- it's just so fucked up you can't get aroused. My buddy said if I did I would've been out of his house sooner than jack. Fucking bizarre. Oh and there's a funnel involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 what a shame you didn't have access to this in the UofG computer lab yesterday.girls go wild for this kind of stuff.:: minimizes open internet window :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 it's just so fucked up you can't get aroused.famous last words if ever I've heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 I CAN SMELL YOUR BONER FROM HERE JAMIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 thanks. I'm wearing pantyhose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted February 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Great band name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 this is one of the funniest posts ever!I had no fuckin' clue that such a thing existed and it doesn't take long to find other sites talking about eel porn with vid links to shit I haven't yet clicked on and hopefully won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 eel porn, bukkake, it's all boring after you've seen the depths of the internet. Porn bloopers offer some respite and offer hearty chuckles until you realize only so many bodily fluids can go in peoples eyes and noses forcing them to slip in the tub....really, when you see the girl shoot a turkey baster full of raw eggs up her ass, crap it into a frying pan and force-feed the omelette to the guy-in-bondage while she uses a strap-on on him, you know it's rock bottom. I'm glad I don't have an internet job any more - gives my shock factor time to rebuild itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 really, when you see the girl shoot a turkey baster full of raw eggs up her ass, crap it into a frying pan and force-feed the omelette to the guy-in-bondage while she uses a strap-on on him, you know it's rock bottom.Please, somebody use this as their signature line, so I don't have to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted February 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 LOL>>>> the rock bottom thing.I've got to find this part in Big Red Son (David Foster Wallace) the porn essay about Gonzo and how basically the apex of lately nineties porn that (was) being converged upon is basically the snuff film. He's in Max Hardcore's suite drinking good vodka out of dusty styrofoam cups, realizing Max Hardcore is clearly an actual and caricatural psychopath, and how the gonzo genre he sort of invented was going in some admittedly fucked directions.I'd like to read DFW on porn bloopers though. I've never seen any of those but I think a guy on Stillepost was saying that some of the bukake ones (I hate that shit) were really sad (which seems like it would clearly be). I'd rather see the upbeat like 'oops my eyes pasted shut' type shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 yeah the ratio of 'slipping in the bathtub' porn bloopers vs. the ratio of available bathtub porn is way off - my theory is it's probably the go-to position for stuntmen/women due to the evident danger factor scale-tipping going on.....and i wasn't making that shit up about the rock bottom thing...that clip is on the web. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted February 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 I want to make sure I'm understanding your point. What's the slipping in the bathroom stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 slipping in the bathtub while filming porn = the funny porn bloopersbukkake/throwing up porn bloopers = not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 this has jambands.ca first annual fetish party fundraiser written all over it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted February 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 1st Annual Skank (all puns intended) Fetish Party:sign up list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 (edited) lots o' sausage... hope somebody remembers the buns Edited February 10, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 slipping in the bathtub while filming porn = the funny porn bloopersbukkake/throwing up porn bloopers = not funny.That does it, I'm starting my Tungsten Gruvsten signature line file that I can draw upon whenever I find the ones I've got getting dull. Or whenever I need just the right lyric to throw into a song I've been working on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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