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relax dude, you are Luke Bowden, resident of Guelph, friend to many, nemesis to some, writer, human, son, brother, magnetic and repulsive in some dynamic measure (just as we all are). You're just a pile of mucus, flesh and puss like the rest of us. Nobody's "The" anything. They're just who they are.

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Keep clapping, or Tinkerbell will never come bang you in your sleep.

Ok, I don't know why I wrote that.

I do. You're remembering talk of how, if Disney were to make a porn movie, there'd be at least one scene with Tinkerbell being strategically positioned and just flapping her little wings off, aren't you?

Aloha,

Brad

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You're remembering talk of how, if Disney were to make a porn movie, there'd be at least one scene with Tinkerbell being strategically positioned and just flapping her little wings off, aren't you?

You've now got me wondering, do pixies have some magic that if they flap their wings at just the right frequency, they can set off some reaction that's an erotic equivalent to the brown note?

Geez, this stuff writes itself.

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You're remembering talk of how' date=' if Disney were to make a porn movie, there'd be at least one scene with Tinkerbell being strategically positioned and just [i']flapping her little wings off, aren't you?

You've now got me wondering, do pixies have some magic that if they flap their wings at just the right frequency, they can set off some reaction that's an erotic equivalent to the brown note?

No, it's more that the distance between Tinkerbell and her "partner" (or a specific zone on the partner) would have to be pretty small...

Aloha,

Brad

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