Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 "yes" is always a better response than "sure" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 "right away" is always a better response than "yes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 You know how she does that thing where she doesn't say anything, but you are somehow supposed to know what is on her mind? Yeah, well, you do that too. If something is really weighing on you, say it early. Otherwise, it'll just get worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 You know how she does that thing where she doesn't say anything, but you are somehow supposed to know what is on her mind? Yeah, well, you do that too. If something is really weighing on you, say it early. Otherwise, it'll just get worse.Is that how you figured out the whole oral sex thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 No, no. That was pretty direct and a lesson I learned early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 good lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 You know how she does that thing where she doesn't say anything, but you are somehow supposed to know what is on her mind? In this scenario, approaching her by saying "Baby, dont be like that" is a terrible idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 If you're going to steal lyrics from a song and pass them off as your own in a birthday card, don't play that song for her later on down the road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Sound advice. Also, don't re-use poems that you originally wrote for another girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 If you're going to steal lyrics from a song and pass them off as your own in a birthday card, don't play that song for her later on down the road Hahaha, I totally forgot about that and sure am glad I wasnt the putz who did it. I believe the song was The Way You Do The Things You Do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 if you decide it will be fun to run around the house with her panties on your head while twirling your john thomas around like a propeller, make sure the doors are locked and the curtains drawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 If you're going to steal lyrics from a song and pass them off as your own in a birthday card' date=' don't play that song for her later on down the road [/quote']Hahaha, I totally forgot about that and sure am glad I wasnt the putz who did it. I believe the song was The Way You Do The Things You Do. Haha, that's it, I was thinking "How Sweet it Is" but knew that wasn't quite right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 If you decide it will be fun to walk around the house with her panties on, period, make sure she is off visiting her parents first or something. And put them in the wash before she gets back.(Booche - 'large' setting on the machine not required, even if your significant other at the time is 'plump'. And for the love of god, don't put them in the dryer. If you don't have time to air-dry, you don't have time to experiment.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 No matter how funny you think your being, it's apparently not cool to tease your wife by driving forward a couple of feet just before she reaches the handle of the car door. Especially if your late picking her up. And, for the love of god, dont do the same thing, but in reverse right afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 slightly off topic butif you run into an ex on a city bus don't see it as an opportunity to rub into her face the fact that you are now in a band, as the dignified exit is almost impossible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 All the times of diligently putting down the toilet seat in the past will not make up for the one time you left it up and she fell in. Future diligence in this area will also be ignored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 If you don't have time to air-dry, you don't have time to experiment. that's heavy on so many levels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateaux Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Regardless of how funny you think it is to tinkle on your girlfriend's back during your first shower together she probably won't share the same feelings....sorry sk...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 don't rearrange the pots and pans or the utensil drawer without prior consent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Do not ever get so drunk that you accidentally address your SO with someone else's name .. then nervously correct yourself but use another person's name .. then nervously correct yourself but use another person's name. Chicks hate that. If this happens in casual conversation, you will be resented. But if this happens during sex, you broke it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 stay single fellas. regular sex is so not worth any of the above advice. remember, Palmala Handerson will love you no matter what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 also make sure you know their name before having sex with them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 If you are going to wankit to late-night informercials featuring chicks looking to hook up, make sure you dont get caught by your pregnant wife (that's how you know it wasnt me) and if you do get caught, either turn off the tv or pull your pants up but never ever let her see you jizz onto your own belly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 ^ wasn't me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 sex is not a race to the finish line, despite everything your body's telling you, also chicks can almost always tell when you fake it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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