Fista Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Always remember that sports will take precedence over everything in what has now become your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Have my dinner on the table at 6:30.Followed by sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForbinHood Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 ducks head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Head is a substitute for sex unless someone other than you are delivering it, then it's not sex at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 It's not our fault we pass out after sex, it's your fault for being just so damn amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 It's not our fault we pass out after sex, it's your fault for being just so damn amazing.amazing line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 I hope that you're in a position to not have that be a line.If you're not then by all means use what you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 Every man needs at least one day a week to go fishing or bowling, band practice, hunting, hockey, [insert your prefered manly hobby], If not man will self destruct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam stone Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 2 good foot rubs = 1 good blow job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyak Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 If I offer you a backrub, it means I want to get laid. I will follow through on my offer and give you the best backrub ever... as long as you follow through with your end of the implied contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 don't call the stock market "a game." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted November 3, 2008 Report Share Posted November 3, 2008 I like my collars starched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fista Posted November 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Boys like 2 things:-blow jobs-blow jobsCoincidentally, the above mentioned acts will get you out of anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Pretty much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 You can bring a female friend to bed with us, but only if I think that she's hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 oho, someone PM me Lowroller's gal's email address. I have a URL to send to her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Boys like 2 things:-blow jobs-blow jobsCoincidentally, the above mentioned acts will get you out of anything.This happens only very rarely, but I actually can't find anything to argue with in this post, no matter how hard I try.You are a witness for the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 oho, someone PM me Lowroller's gal's email address. I have a URL to send to herTraitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 If we must give, we must have the option to receive.Footrubs, Backrubs, Oral Sex, concillatory flowers...And in that, we must have the option to trade flowers for whiskey.Why watch your love for me wilt and die when we can get drunk together?Flowers don't do shots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 truer words have never been spoken ::sniffle:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 I love you too, Aaron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol'Hickster Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 We remember to put the seat down on occasion but, you could remember to put is back up on occasion to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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