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Ms.Huxtable Newbie

Ms.Huxtable

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Your talking my favorite subject now.

Pizza crust (perferrably thin)

mozzerella

1 1/2 bulbs garlic (yes that's right not cloves)

red onion

goat cheese

procciuto ham

Separate the cloves of garlic but do not peel them. Toast them in a dry pan for about 7 minutes. The peels will turn black and the garlic will be soft. Peel and then cut each clove only once or twice. Keep the chunks nice and big (it isn't as strong as you'd think)

Drizzle some oil on the crust and just a bit of mozzella, then the garlic, some goat cheese, procciuto and red onions. Bake until yummy.

This is the BEST pizza imaginable IMO.

Stuffing chicken is a nice and easy way to jazz it up. Pound out a chicken breat between plastic wrap, then stuff with either ham & brie, or spinach, tomato & feta... or whatever you like best. Close with string or toothpicks. You can coat this with breadcrumbs or Shake 'n Bake as well.

Good eattin'!

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Esau

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Esau's sunday remedy:

Ingredients :

1 pack rizzla papers(or papers of your choice)

1 bag herb (amounts may vary)

24 bottles beer(amounts may vary)

The Gourds (music may vary)

Directions;

1.Cut/grind herb into small pieces.

2.Remove single paper from pack.

3.Distribute herb evenly in paper.

4.With thumbs and index fingers roll paper around herb.

5.When paper is rolled properly(glue strip facing you at top) around herb,moisten the glue strip of the rolling paper lightly and finalize rolling.

6.Remove beer from fridge,take left or right hand(your choice) and twist cap in a counter clockwise direction(for opening cans take index finger and release beer by pulling on tab,located on top of beer can) releasing the fine aroma of the golden elixir.

7.Dispose cap,drink,savor and enjoy.

8.Return to rolled herb,place rolled herb tip between lips.

9.With lighter/matches* or lit candle* light rolled herb and inhale.

10.Turn on stereo,place Gourds CD (or CD of your choice)turn up and enjoy.

11.Repeat often or as felt nessecary.

*Always dispose of matches in proper waste disposal unit(usually an ashtray) also never leave an unattended candle burning.

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Groove Fetish

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super easy cold rice stick (noodles) salad.

this is somethig a chef friend of mine made for us one night- and it s a major qucik fav- as a side or a meal.

for the salad- dice/shred veggies you like such as tomatoes, cucumber, carrots, peppers, whatever you like in a salad (not lettuce though!).

set these aside.

the rice stick- is easy enough- boil for 3 to 5 minutes or until tender and rinse with cold water- set aside.

then there is a dressing:

you mix it to taste-

you always have the most oil of course- but the rest- just combine in an amount that tastes good and creates enough sauce for the amount of veggies and rice noodles you have.

Dressing is made from :

shallots (just use finely chopped onions if you don't have shallots)

vinager (rice for a chinese flavour or balsamic for a french taste)

garlic (ginger as well for a chinese taste)

moy poy- or sweet chili sauce - find at a local chinese grocery

- if making it chinese style- add soy sauce-

fresh ground peper

lime juice

mix this all together.

then combine all the rice stick, veggies and bunch of finely chooped basil- in a bowel and stir- then add the sauce and stir again till all covered.

a fantastic salad- and very cheap.

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MamaRed

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I was at a pot luck last night and enjoyed these little tastey treats...if ya like spicy,try this...cheese stuffed bacon wrapped jalepeno peppers.Super easy...half cook some bacon and set aside...cut peppers in half the long way...place favourite cheese eg.cream cheese or Havarti in the canoe shaped groove of the pepper half then wrap the cheese pepper with a slice or half slice of the pre-cooked bacon...place on baking sheet in 350 oven for 15 or 20 mins or until peppers are soft.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy spicy snack!

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questcequecest?

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best recipe ever, this is what my dog aspires to do later this week. thanks tooly.

quote:
this is what my dog has been doing this week

cut up about a quarterpound of trim and small buds,, put that in a pot with water on lowboil

get a stick of heady unsalted butter, cut in half

microwave heady butter until its liquid, scoop the shwilly foam off the top with a spoon

pour golden butter, not chickenbutter, into pot with pot.

let boil for a few hours,, the more the better i say, in the mean time why dont you grab a coldie, get baked, watch porn, post some nonsense on the hub.

strain into a freezer safe vessel, i use a old bucket from KFC, they got some HEADY CHICKEN squish that gunk inbetween your hands to get every last oily drop of goodness

put the shit in the freezer until your diggetydank butter seperates from your gunky water, dont drink the water,, i know its tempting,, its nice and brown, but resist.

take the hunk of butter, measure out what the cookie recipe calls for, forget what the recipe calls for,, and throw in a big ol hunk of that green butta, helps if you heat up the butta so it stirs in easier

bake

get baked

more heady recipes

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Tooly Newbie

Tooly

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HEADY DANK ORGANIC VEGAN GOOBALLS

recipe copywritten by tooly and secondtube

first, you get some cereal

ohhhhh yeahhhhhhh

try some heady rice crispies and some nut/berry shit you swiped from the soup kitchen for the homeless

ohhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

now get some peanut butter,, (if your on tour and broke, you can use patchouli ground up together with cigarette butts),, and mix the peanut butter with the cereal

now,, melt down some ganjabutter, or just butter dyed green if you wanna rip off the custies on piss tour;)

oohhhhhh yeahhhhh

mix that shit up together, add some essence of wookie(patent pending) till its nice and gooey like the name states, a good test to see if you got the goo right is slap a big hunk against the side of your brahs westy and if it sticks,,, its gooey enough, if it just slides off, you need more goo

form it into balls, hopefully no fingernails or hair has gotten in yet

ohhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhh

now sell that shit on the lots for 2 for 5 if theyre bunk,, or 1 for ten if they actually work

OHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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bradm

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quote:
Originally posted by Tooly:

add some essence of wookie(patent pending)

Wookies found in former beer plant

Barrie, Ont. — A weekend police raid turned up thousands of wookies in a former Molson factory north of Toronto.

Nine people were arrested and charged following the raid Saturday in Barrie.

Police said more than 60,000 square feet of space in the mothballed brewery were being used to cultivate 30,000 wookies.

Some of the wookies were found in vats that Molson had used to make beer.

Investigators estimated the street value of the seized wookies at $30 million, and said the operation was capable of producing three or four crops annually.

Police also discovered a dormitory with beds and cooking appliances for up to 50 people in the plant, but said the scale of the operation indicated that an even greater number were working there.

Molson closed the brewery in 2000, and sold the building to a company that leases out space to a number of other companies.

Barrie Police Chief Wayne Frechette said the wookie-growing operation was the largest ever found in Canada.

Aloha,

Brad

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